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  1. 08-21-07, 01:32 PM #251
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    Quote Originally Posted by hammadown View Post
    Am I the only one who feels like he reading the script to the opening scene of a porn? Let me get my camera. Ladies keep going, he'll make you famous!


    *cue music* "Bow chica bow bowow"
    You can imagine where it goes from here....




    "He fixes the cable?"

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  2. 08-21-07, 01:35 PM #252
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    Quote Originally Posted by hessogood View Post
    You can imagine where it goes from here....




    "He fixes the cable?"
    Well I was thinking given the venue where we are communicating, perhaps the track garage would be a good scene. He comes over to fix her bike because you know she dropped it...

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  3. 08-21-07, 01:40 PM #253
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    Quote Originally Posted by newgixxerchic View Post
    puhlease... if i can handle it... thanks for the offer though.
    please and thank you. Good manors, you must be from the midwest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hammadown View Post
    Well I was thinking given the venue where we are communicating, perhaps the track garage would be a good scene. He comes over to fix her bike because you know she dropped it...

    I'll bring my tools.

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  6. 08-21-07, 02:00 PM #256
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  7. 08-21-07, 02:19 PM #257
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    Edit:
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    I need to get out more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hessogood View Post

    Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Where do you find this shit?

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  9. 08-21-07, 05:16 PM #259
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    Quote Originally Posted by hessogood View Post
    NOW you're talking. I do'nt need any of those fancy happy endings, just go to work on my lower back.

    I'm a very good masseuse. Oily hands...and I work little wonders for back, shoulder pain and if your feet are very clean, you're going to heaven. .

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  10. 08-21-07, 05:22 PM #260
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    what-the-fuck?

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  11. 08-21-07, 06:27 PM #261
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    Quote Originally Posted by highsider View Post
    Nope, you're not the only one.

    I think pornos are the only place I've ever seen chicks as desperate as Dianne and newgixxerperv.
    Wow. He called me desperate.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Omahastylin16 View Post
    thats just one of the reasons why D is an example of the perfect woman rather than typical
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  12. 08-21-07, 06:32 PM #262
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    Quote Originally Posted by highsider View Post
    Nope, you're not the only one.

    I think pornos are the only place I've ever seen chicks as desperate as Dianne and newgixxerperv.
    desperate...? Perv?? If i'm all that... then i can't even begin to imagine what you are... Care to enlighten me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omahastylin16 View Post
    thats just one of the reasons why D is an example of the perfect woman rather than typical
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    Quote Originally Posted by newgixxerchic View Post
    desperate...? Perv?? If i'm all that... then i can't even begin to imagine what you are... Care to enlighten me?
    Almost sounds like "I know you are, but what am I?"

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    thats just one of the reasons why D is an example of the perfect woman rather than typical
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  16. 08-21-07, 08:35 PM #266
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    i know... i was trying not to though... but its true if I'm that stuff, i would hate to hear what the guys are on this forum...

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    osnap.... I may have to take ya up on that offer.

    EDIT: NM, I thought it said "Free"

    jk, i may still swing by.

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  18. 08-21-07, 10:18 PM #268
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    Bar in boston or supermoto all weekend? I know where I'll be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by l3uddha View Post
    masturbating out in the woods somewhere?
    Something like that. Masturbating/racing AMA supermoto....kinda the same thing.

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    I must not be masturbating correctly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trickphoto View Post
    I must not be masturbating correctly.

    Don't worry, hessogood will be demonstrating proper technique in this thread very, very soon.

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    How did I miss this? Aint you one a dem stuntas?

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