Hey all!

[CrotchRocketeer]

Brand new to the forum. Turns out MissTwisties works three doors down from me. Saw me working on my bike, and recruited me!

Glad to be aboard!

[MissTwisties]

Well, you looked lonely there...so I thought I'd give you an opportunity to join our cool gang. Remember my warning tho....better have tough skin newbie, these guys will try to rip you a new one...just because.

[NeverlosT]

We are so nice here, it's really amazing. Lots of hugging goes on and there is a trend towards more-than-frequent "atta-boy" ass slapping.


Just don't do anything wrong.... ever. Not even a typo. These mad-men will skin you alive. I live in fear. Buy plastic sheets.... for the nightmares.

[MissTwisties]

Just don't do anything wrong.... ever. Not even a typo. These mad-men will skin you alive. I live in fear. Buy plastic sheets.... for the nightmares.

Oh, you poor thing.

[ThisBitch]

I hug everyone

hi boy!

[The Snowman]

I hug everyone

shocking enough, even me.

Welcome. But why the derogatory Jap bike username?

Isn't that what Hardley riders call our bikes?

[GixerJockey]

Howdy...

[BCT748]

shocking enough, even me.

Welcome. But why the derogatory Jap bike username?

Isn't that what Hardley riders call our bikes?

How is that a "derogatory jap bike" user name? I think you're thinking of "rice rocket"

[The Snowman]

How is that a "derogatory jap bike" user name? I think you're thinking of "rice rocket"

you say potatato . . .

[NeverlosT]

oh see! now you did it! The fighting starts!!!!! I hate it when they fight!!!


*runs into the corner to wimper and rock back and forth in the fetal position*

[BCT748]

you say potatato . . .

Well crotch rocket could be be any sports bike, Asian American European....
Rice rocket is pretty much just Asian. I take offense when people call my bike a rice rocket. It's not Asian......and not a rocket

[The Snowman]

......and not a rocket

of course it isn't. It's not a Japanese I4.



Again, welcome Rocketeer.

[GixerJockey]

It's not Asian......and not a rocket

Truer words have never been spoken... :

[BCT748]

of course it isn't. It's not a Japanese I4.

That is the best part about it

[CrotchRocketeer]

ahem! I go away for about an hour, and this seems to have blown up! well,

I'd say i've a rough skin. i'm a frequent on the craigslist MC forum, and they'll tear ya to shreads, given the chance!

I don't take Crotch Rocket as a derogatory. If i rode a hog, i'd make the jokes about vibrations and oil leaking. hell, you wanna make fun of my bike on your full dresser? lets hit the twisties and we'll see whose laughing!


I'm from Westfield, MA. the rest of you?

[BCT748]

What kind of bike do you have anyway?

[CrotchRocketeer]

a '94 ninja zx600c, an '88 ninja zx600c, an '82 kawi kz750 twin, an '81 kawi kz 440 twin, and an '87 CR125.

your avatar, looks like a duc?

[CrotchRocketeer]

oh wait, duh. i shoulda looked at your sig. what kinda duc?

[BCT748]

748, My name doesn't give that away

Seems like you have a thing for Kawi's, Crothrocketeer meet Jackie (watch out, I heard she likes to pass her bra around at Chinese food restaurants)

[CrotchRocketeer]

again, shoulda looked before i posted. makes sense!

ya like the 848? man, if only i had the money...

[BCT748]

again, shoulda looked before i posted. makes sense!

ya like the 848? man, if only i had the money...

Ya kinda like the 848 only slower, older and heavier
And looks completely different

[CrotchRocketeer]

oh shit son, thats a ducati!

that reminds me of a quote from the craigslist forum from a Valkyrie rider:

Drunk College Student: Oh man, is that a Harley?!

Valkyrie Rider: No, its a Valkyrie.

DCS: A what?

VR: Valkyrie

DCS: Whats that?

VR: (sigh), its a Goldwing...

DCS: Oh, cool! My uncle has one! Is it made by Harley?

VR: No, by Honda.

DCS: Oh, well at least its a bike.

[GixerJockey]

your avatar, looks like a duc?

It is... Quack! Quack!

[Crash Dummy Denno]

go away

[GixerJockey]

go away

Isn't that Mark's line?

Where is that raging homosexual anyway?