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Hi from the Cape

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    Hi from the Cape

    Hi, My name is Greg and I suck at riding.

    Rediscovering 2 wheels after a 'few' years off... dirt as a kid, got my licence at 18 and rode a little, then last year it started again.

    Now have an FJR1300 and an MT-07....
    Wife does not understand why 1 rider needs two bikes...or why it takes 6 hours to get some milk

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    Re: Hi from the Cape

    Enjoy the show.

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    Re: Hi from the Cape

    Wives don’t understand much of anything. Just the other day I was putting garlic in my underwear and she’s like “what the hell are you doing?” As if it weren’t obvious enough, I didn’t want Dracula eating my ass. She’s like “you’re crazy, Dracula isn’t going to eat your ass!” I’m just like, yeah...I know...the garlic.... It’s like she wasn’t even listening.

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    Re: Hi from the Cape

    Hello and Welcome .

    Just tell the wife most everyone has multiple bikes these days, we can and will support that claim with some photographic evidence .

    Also does she have more than 1 purse ?

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    Re: Hi from the Cape

    Quote Originally Posted by two-rocks View Post
    Hi, My name is Greg and I suck at riding.

    Rediscovering 2 wheels after a 'few' years off... dirt as a kid, got my licence at 18 and rode a little, then last year it started again.

    Now have an FJR1300 and an MT-07....
    Wife does not understand why 1 rider needs two bikes...or why it takes 6 hours to get some milk
    Quote Originally Posted by loudbeard View Post
    Wives don’t understand much of anything. Just the other day I was putting garlic in my underwear and she’s like “what the hell are you doing?” As if it weren’t obvious enough, I didn’t want Dracula eating my ass. She’s like “you’re crazy, Dracula isn’t going to eat your ass!” I’m just like, yeah...I know...the garlic.... It’s like she wasn’t even listening.
    Quote Originally Posted by TIMMYDUCK View Post
    Hello and Welcome .

    Just tell the wife most everyone has multiple bikes these days, and we can and will support that claim with some photographic evidence .

    Also does she have more than 1 purse ?

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    Re: Hi from the Cape

    Welcome. I tried the "How many pairs of shoes do you need that look exactly the same except for being a different color?" . She didn't see the equivalency.

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    Re: Hi from the Cape

    Hi and welcome. Going to your neck of the woods monday for the first time

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    Re: Hi from the Cape

    now i have a craving for Moto Pizza

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    Re: Hi from the Cape

    Welcome mad rocker! This place is, ah, “Irreverent.”

    Quote Originally Posted by loudbeard View Post
    Wives don’t understand much of anything///.
    True dat. In the process of shedding, sans garlic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garandman View Post
    True dat. In the process of shedding, sans garlic.
    I’m not sure if you’ve told us you’re getting a divorce or taking off your underpants?

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    Re: Hi from the Cape

    Quote Originally Posted by Garandman View Post
    Welcome mad rocker! This place is, ah, “Irreverent.”

    True dat. In the process of shedding, sans garlic.
    I read that as irrelevant. Make of that what you will.

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    Re: Hi from the Cape

    welcome.

    its all about tools of the trade. its tough to perform micro surgery with a machete when you need scalpel. and vise versa.

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    Re: Hi from the Cape

    Quote Originally Posted by two-rocks View Post
    Wife does not understand why 1 rider needs two bikes...or why it takes 6 hours to get some milk
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