como estan betches

[Jim]

never wrote one when I signed up, so I figured today would be a good day for one.

I'm not telling you my name or what kind of bike I ride.

I will tell you that my interests are not riding clean 1098's at night, get cuffed for doing wheelies, taking hi res pictures of a garage built for a midget, riding a 250 dirt bike everywhere, ride down **** *** ********* road, make an illegal side mounted plate & fight with LEO's on the board, steal my TD's pictures & post them on GDC, steaks from ohama, getting 565645 dirty text messages a day, spelling improperly on the forum, getting drunk daily at 11am at work, cutting plastics for no-cut frame sliders, marrying chic's that drop gixxers, exploding batteries on CBR's, causing fights over bikes sold on eBay, cleaning my chain, smelling like strippers, smelling motorex 611 chain cleaner, hitting coyotes with my bike, and most of all.....backing out of rides that i started.

so let's start with some

[Doc]

You forgot telling other people how to ride...

[Jim]

You forgot telling other people how to ride...

sorry. i also like finding better deals on craigslist and posting them in For Sale threads

[Origin]

you are such an attention whore.

[The Snowman]

Anything to bump up the post count, eh Jim?

[1/2pint]

i wasnt the 1.5 minutes it took me to read this back

[Jim]

Anything to bump up the post count, eh Jim?

sorry i forgot to include tire and wheel destroying in my interests on the intro thread

[The Snowman]

sorry i forgot to include tire and wheel destroying in my interests on the intro thread

Much better.