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6 Truths of life

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    JACKASS hammadown's Avatar
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    6 Truths of life

    Just though I'd share


    1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

    2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.

    3. The first truth is a lie.

    4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.

    5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.

    6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

    I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus, or occasionally pee on yourself...

    You hang in there sunshine, you're friggin' special.

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    Unsafe At Any Speeds Jim's Avatar
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    Re: 6 Truths of life

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    Kosher Assassin Stoneman's Avatar
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    Re: 6 Truths of life

    Guilty of all counts, your honor...

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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    Lifer Pittenger5's Avatar
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    Re: 6 Truths of life

    i didnt laugh or forward it, so I guess its only half true.

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    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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