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6 Truths of life

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    6 Truths of life


    Just though I'd share



    6 TRUTHS OF LIFE






    1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
















































    2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.
































    3. The first truth is a lie.




































    4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.









































    5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.




































    6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.




    I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus, or occasionally pee on yourself...

    You hang in there sunshine, you're friggin' special.

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    Re: 6 Truths of life

    Guilty of all counts, your honor...

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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    Re: 6 Truths of life

    i didnt laugh or forward it, so I guess its only half true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pookie View Post
    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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