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    Grizzly Fuckin Adams dhuze's Avatar
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    This is what i did last weekend in new hampshire.
    I never thought i'd say this about something i did but....

    DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME




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    You are nuts. You crazy bastard. Was that in the wild or at some kind of wildlife park??

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    that bear is HUGE for southern NH... you dont usually see 'em that big around here. they exist, but you dont usually see them.

    theres lots of reasons not to try that ... the wild animal part is a given.
    That could be the death warrant for a wild bear, teaching a bear that people = food could lead to a ranger needing to put that bear down when it capitalizes in the future.
    the tag in the ear is confusing me, i can't tell if its a wild tracking tag or a zoo tag.

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    that bear is a wild bear. It is up in central New Hampshire. There are two tags on that bear, one in eace ear. I believe it's because it already is a nuisance bear.
    It probably weighs around 250. there were 2 others there a small one probably 1 1/2 years old and a bigger one that didn't come out of the woods. I didn't feed the others they came out around 5 o'clock in the afternoon.

    I agree with oreo_n2
    Especially since it is already not afraid of people (although it did stand up from sitting when i approached it) that makes it particularly dangerous. I don't ever have to do that again since there was a camera and i have pictures.

    The other neighbors have called fish and game about this bear but it has done nothing wrong.
    It goes to my fathers neighbor and eats bird seed. I was told there are 7 bear she see's this is the second largest. there is also a mother with 2 cubs which i never saw.

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    The tags in the ear means that NH Fish & Game has TRANQUILIZED it to tag for tracking purposes. You're lucky you're alive, especially seeing as there was cubs nearby. I'm not sure you realize how close to dying you were...

    Because a bear isn't 'afraid' of people doesn't make you safe. Bears like that have learned to recognize humans as a food source. If it wasn't happy with what you were feeding it or wasn't pleased with the amount you had, you'd be dead...

    I'm not preaching. But I sincerely hope you realize that with a simple, effortless swipe she coulda ripped you apart. You are truely lucky to be able to sit here today. Count your blessings...

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    I am well aware of the dangers and that you shouldnt feed wild bears. I dont even think you should leave food out so they can come get it. I realize a bear could kill me with one swipe. You should have seen it when he put his face in mine. now that made me real nervous. even the smaller bear could have killed me instantly.

    as for the cubs as i said they weren't there neither was the mother. this was not the mother.

    I am also aware that "Because a bear isn't 'afraid' of people doesn't make you safe." as I stated in my other post.

    Ok everyone please read:

    never approach a wild bear EVER what i did was extremely dangerous!! I got away with it you may not DO NOT DO THIS never approach a wild bear EVER what i did was extremely dangerous!! I got away with it you may not DO NOT DO THIS

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    As everyone else said you are lucky. Once the cubs are on their own NH Fish and Game will most likely kill that bear if it continues to be a nusiance. They will only relocate them once now, the second time is death. Once the fear of humans is gone, bears can become extremely dangerous especially to small children and pets. But, I believe in live free or die. You want to take the chance and feed the bear, go for it. Just don't blame anyone else if something goes wrong. It took some real big balls to feed him like that though. Did you get your hand back?

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    I've only seen one once... I was in my car.

    That fucker ran so fast there is no way any human would get away if they wanted to run you down.

    Maybe Michael Johnson... but still.

    I agree stupid... but those are some crazy ass pictures! Hang those suckers on the wall.

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    By the way, where did you say that bear is???



    I just picked out a spot on my wall for it.

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    Your fuggn nuts! And it seems everyone allready gave you all the same shit I was going to.
    Fuggn nuts I tell ya !

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    Cool enough, Huze. Just wanted to make sure you realize how close you were to meeting your demise...

    Some people come up from the flatlands and see something like that and think '...oh look, kids! A big, cuddly bear. Let's all go see if he wants to play!'

    I agree with Ben. Get summa those pix upgraded to extremely high reso's and have 'em framed...

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    i thought riding sportbike is a fuckin nuts.

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    WOW....altho what you did was dangerous, I suspect the feeling you had inside was amazing. Not every day someone can approach a wild animal and touch it, without being hurt or killed. Very nice pics.

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    and i thought my pics were cool - you trump me my friend

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    Oh, there are pics! That is truely nuts. Closest I ever came to something like that was a moose and her baby. We were standing about 15' away, then we got back in the car and took off. Then again, moose aren't known for just charging people down and killing them.

    I've never been near a bear in person, nevermind that close. Thats what Discovery channel is for Call me chicken, or but I've seen the "trained" bears on RealTV!

    Cool pics for sure!!

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    You must have some big fucken balls.

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    Originally posted by KevinB
    You must have some big fucken balls.
    Either that or a small fucken brain..

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    Uhhh...That's fucking crazy!


    Excellent pics, to remember the "Dumbest friggen thing you've ever done"

    I probably would be dumb enough to do the same thing. So~ I hope I never have the chance to find out.

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    bears fucking rule. there so big and bad ass. i like them atleast 50 yards away though. i have seen them in the white mountains and peterborough area

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    can bear change direction as quick as human?

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    Originally posted by Kham
    can bear change direction as quick as human?
    A bear doesn't have to!

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    Closest I've come to a bear was a cub that ran across the road up in the Plymouth, NH. area. Just didn't want to see momma run out next, was about 50 to 60 ft away when it ran out and at 35mph thats not far. Scared the hell outta me......

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    Originally posted by RSVMILLE661
    Either that or a small fucken brain..

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    Almost looks like one of those feeding trouphs(sp?) you'd see at one of them thare petting zoo's tho

    I've seen many black bear up in Maine in the past while quad riding or even driving down the logging roads. Never have i seen them stand still long enough to snap a picture, let alone walk up to one. Those suckers bolt at the first site of anything that moves and they don't look back

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