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    Originally posted by RSVMILLE661
    Either that or a small fucken brain..
    Quick everyone pick brain anybody with half of one wouldn't do that.

    Just curious R7 what petting zoo lets you pet bear?

    and Rice-rocket1 your only a town away from that bear if your in Plymouth

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    Originally posted by dhuze
    Just curious R7 what petting zoo lets you pet bear?
    None that I know of, but that does look curiously like a feed tray, what is it?


    I'll give you $.50 to do it again in a bear costume?

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    I don't doubt the validity of the photos...Even at a petting zoo, they don't allow you to bring in a box of fucking Krispy Kremes, and then, discard it on the ground.

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    Originally posted by dhuze
    [Band Rice-rocket1 your only a town away from that bear if your in Plymouth [/B]
    That was around 7-8 years ago during bike week when heading back to the condo at night. Double"D" was a little ways behind me and saw it run across but wasn't able to make it out.

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    Originally posted by LM954RR
    I don't doubt the validity of the photos...Even at a petting zoo, they don't allow you to bring in a box of fucking Krispy Kremes, and then, discard it on the ground.

    For your information that was not a box of doughnuts on the ground. I'm not sure what it is but its at my fathers neighboors. I'm not in the habit of leaving my trash lying around outdoors.

    As for the trough, it was used for seed for other animals , but is probably what brought the bears there in the first place.

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    BUMPIDDY BUMP BUMP

    now re-upload your fuckin pics

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    Originally posted by OreoGaborio
    BUMPIDDY BUMP BUMP

    now re-upload your fuckin pics
    wow you went back awhile what are you bored?

    they are back and bigger than ever


    no flaming me this time around

    another one i found

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    I just wanted to show a buddy of mine what your avatar was all about... I just did a search & found it on the first try

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    Sorry to resurrect this ages-old thread, but I found it and want to show my wife later.

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    Originally posted by highsider
    Sorry to resurrect this ages-old thread, but I found it and want to show my wife later.
    No problem. I have some pictures I carry around in my work van to show people. I had them out today

    Oh yeah, I'm still an idiot

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    Originally posted by highsider
    Sorry to resurrect this ages-old thread, but I found it and want to show my wife later.


    dude... that's kinky

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    a fucking bear can run a man n/p

    they eat dear


    1,Running Speed: Bears can run uphill and downhill and on flat ground. Lean bears can run faster than 30 miles per hour. Fat bears in their winter coats overheat and tire quickly when running.

    2,Daily Activity Period: Most bears become active a half-hour before sunrise, take a nap or two during the day, and bed down for the night an hour or two after sunset. Some bears reverse the pattern and become nocturnal (active at night) to avoid people.
    3,Causes of Death: Very few adult bears outside of national parks die of natural causes. Nearly all adult bears die from human-related causes. Most are eventually shot and a few are killed by vehicles. The average age of death in unprotected populations is three to five years of age. Bears less than 17 months old sometimes die from starvation, predation, falls from trees, getting hit by vehicles, and other accidental causes. Very few bears die of disease.

    4,Preferred Foods: Black bears eat a mix of fruit, nuts, acorns, insects, succulent greens, and meat.

    5,Potential Longevity (lifespan): Black bears can live 21-33 years or more if they are not killed.

    6,Living with Bears: Many people are moving into black bear habitat. The bears’ future depends on how well we understand and tolerate them.

    7,Greatest misconception: One of the greatest misconceptions is that mother black bears are likely to defend their cubs against people. They usually do not. While grizzly bear mothers can be dangerous, no human deaths are known from black bear mothers defending cubs. Researchers often capture screaming black bear cubs in the presence of their mothers, and no attacks have been reported.

    8,Intelligence: Black Bears have a large brain compared to their size and are one of the more intelligent mammals. They have excellent long-term memory.

    9,Adult Weight: Most wild male black bears weigh between 125 and 500 pounds, while females generally weigh between 90 and 300 pounds. Their weight depends upon their age, the season of the year, and how much food is available. The heaviest wild male black bear known weighed 880 pounds and the heaviest known female weighed 520 pounds. Black bears in captivity may exceed these records.


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    .....just another bear comment.....probably about 10 years ago,,,one of the local Dr`s was jogging on a back road here in sugar hill...he had his dog with him(not on a leash)...anyhoo...his dog got the scent of the bear nearby and ran over to bark.....the Dr stops to see whats up...and the bear had a couple cubs...next thing the bear charges the good DR and mauls him for a while.....fortunately, the bear runs off....and also fortunately a couple public service linemen are nearby to call for help and assist.......in the end..the Dr was hospitalized for a couple days,,,but nothing lifethreatening....on another note...i got charged by a moose once in my back yard......i was lucky that his kick missed me and "she" ran off....she has 2 little ones she was protecting, and i was tring to take some pictures....i have a VERY healthy respect for critters that i once didnt.

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    I don't know how I missed this thread the first time around. BUT>>>>>>>>>>>>

    And to think that all this time I just thought the bear in your avatar was not real........at least not alive anyway.

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    Those pictures KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!


    How do you walk around with those coconuts in between your legs bro?

    I hope you don't mind but I shared those pics with some friends on another forum. I know they will appreciate them.

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    Re: a fucking bear can run a man n/p

    Originally posted by beet
    4,Preferred Foods: Black bears eat a mix of fruit, nuts, acorns, insects, succulent greens, and meat.
    you forgot guys named Dan

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    Re: Re: a fucking bear can run a man n/p

    Originally posted by Nikon
    you forgot guys named Dan
    he's meat

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    What the hell were you smoking that day dude?? Are you a freakin' idiot????? You should be thanking your lucky stars that your stupidity was overlooked by a higher being that day.

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    Originally posted by NinjaChic
    What the hell were you smoking that day dude?? Are you a freakin' idiot????? You should be thanking your lucky stars that your stupidity was overlooked by a higher being that day.
    The name of the thread is "I am not a smart man." Perhaps, in light of that, you could keep the retarded flaming to a minimum? I think he gets the point.

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    you just took that bears life..... never feed a wild bear, because now they will come to expect it from whoever comes along.


    By the way where in Central NH did you do this?

    Some poor kid got killed last summer in Sandwich NH from a bear chasing him down.


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    i'm pretty sure he got the picture, mom & dad

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    Originally posted by OreoGaborio
    i'm pretty sure he got the picture, mom & dad

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    Originally posted by OreoGaborio
    i'm pretty sure he got the picture, mom & dad

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