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I am not a smart man

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    Wow! That's the first I've seen those pictures. Just amazing!

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    Yup.

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    Originally posted by snowborder
    you just took that bears life..... never feed a wild bear, because now they will come to expect it from whoever comes along.


    By the way where in Central NH did you do this?

    Some poor kid got killed last summer in Sandwich NH from a bear chasing him down.
    I didn't take the bears life just yet. I might feed him some .357 magnum this summer


    By the way your closer to that bear than you are to Sandwich.

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    this thread is EPIC, I can't imagine how you didn't piss yourself.

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    due to a lot of mentioning lately (beet) I felt like reviving this thread .

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    You suck at life. Why don't you quit?

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    From my experience, its the natural red heads (aka gingers) that have no soul--- I mean are crazy.

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    lol

    Originally posted by dhuze
    due to a lot of mentioning lately (beet) I felt like reviving this thread .
    ya should a told me it was a 1k

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    Originally posted by bigred875

    I'm surprised you didn't mention your new truck

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    lol..nice try

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    From my experience, its the natural red heads (aka gingers) that have no soul--- I mean are crazy.

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    Re: I am not a smart man

    Is it bump Friday yet?

    No?

    Shit.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    Is it bump Friday yet?

    No?

    Shit.....
    This one deserved an exception. bitchin read!

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    God Damn....I've seen your avatar for ages but never got the story behind it....


    Impressive pics....I wish I had some like that.

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    You are an idiot! Do you realize how close you came to dying!!!

    Cool pics man!

    Maybe we can get a few guys to go lift the bear? Maybe a crane?

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    wow..
    gotta give respect where respect is due..

    walk bow-legged much?

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    A few years ago when i was backpacking out west we had a grizzly come into our site at night when we were sleeping. Was walking around and you could see him through the mesh screens on our tents probably the closest i have come to one. He woke us up by brushing against our tent and we could hear and feel his footsteps.

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    i fed Dhuze once....DO NOT TRY THAT AT HOME

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    Hey, if that mean old bear got outta line, Dhuze coulda bitch-slapped her around, like THIS:
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...40081478171001

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    Quote Originally Posted by naked-daytrader View Post
    God Damn....I've seen your avatar for ages but never got the story behind it....


    Impressive pics....I wish I had some like that.

    WOW! I did not know that was you in your avatar.

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    True story...

    My grandfather had my grandmother stand next to a bear for a picture in Yellowstone. She got mauled. Her leg I think! Not badly, but she was the poster child for 'why to stay away from a mother bear'! This was over 60 years ago!

    ...and they stayed married til their death!

    For additional reasons...!


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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTJlr6xVxKc&feature=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcn0Qqm-u7M

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    I was in NH last weekend and I didn't see that bear. He was seen last year once. I was old so it may have died since then.

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    lol omg wtf!??! I had no idea that was a live fucking bear in your avatar!! Shhiiiiit and I thought you were bad ass just cuz of the guns

    note to self- never ever piss of dhuze!

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    NEED WORKING PIX!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dhuze View Post
    This is what i did last weekend in new hampshire.
    I never thought i'd say this about something i did but....

    DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME
    Stealth bear?

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    Bump

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    I read recently, that black bears are the most dangerous, although grizzlies, polar and brown bears are bigger, and can do more damage, they are not as aggressive towards humans

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    Man, and I thought my "Bump" was a shitpost...

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