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I Am Stoneman, Hear Me Roar!!!

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    Angry I Am Stoneman, Hear Me Roar!!!


    I've fuckin' HAD IT with this weather, I've fuckin' HAD IT with winter all ready, I've fuckin' HAD IT with shortened days, I've just FUCKIN' HAD IT...


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    I Am Stoneman, Hear Me Roar!!!

    Amen brother, how bad is it that we're getting tired of winter already... and it's not even winter yet. GRRRRRR

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    I Am Stoneman, Hear Me Roar!!!

    *grabs a handfull of Jay's ass* Shit's gonna be alright, man! Look at me, I'm sure people have been taking bets behind my back as to how long before I snap and kill someone, but nope...I'm still here. If *I* can manage (since I'm obviously a totaly psychopath), you can too. Winter can't last forever!

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    I Am Stoneman, Hear Me Roar!!!

    Lets all get drunk and play with guns 'n chainsaws!!!!

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    I Am Stoneman, Hear Me Roar!!!

    Hey JC, will you grab my ass if I roar?

    Somebody's got to do it dammit!

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    I Am Stoneman, Hear Me Roar!!!

    sorry ed, jay is the only one who can have that - it was going on long before i came into the picture so ive kinda just accepted it lol

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    this winter suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


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    I Am Stoneman, Hear Me Roar!!!

    Thanks guys. I know it'll all pass over and things'll hopefully get back to normal. But right now, I'm content knowing that someday soon I'll most likely be removing someone from this planet...

    I'm not an emotional guy at all. But every morning when I wake up now, I know that I'll be encountering a commuter, customer, pedestrian, or a fuckin' know-it-all that's just begging me to smash their fuckin' face in...

    I'm usually a very happy-go-lucky kinda guy, so I know this'll all pass. But being in a usual good mood is most likely what's making this so hard to deal with. For now, I'll just try to deal and get through it. I know there's light out there somewhere. I'm just waiting to find it...

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    Originally posted by criminalspeed
    Lets all get drunk and play with guns 'n chainsaws!!!!
    Wooooooooooo hooooooooo!!! I'm in!!!

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    I Am Stoneman, Hear Me Roar!!!

    Originally posted by Pinhead Hey JC, will you grab my ass if I roar? Somebody's got to do it dammit!
    Hey Ed,

    I'll grab your ass, but ya gotta bark like a dog .

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    Originally posted by Stoneman
    Wooooooooooo hooooooooo!!! I'm in!!!
    Name the time, have Stihl, will cut!

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    I Am Stoneman, Hear Me Roar!!!

    A'ight! It'll be soon enough. I have a brandy new 18" 32 cc bad boy just BEGGING to get taken out it's case! Fuck the environment, I need firewood!

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    Hey Ed,

    I'll grab your ass, but ya gotta bark like a dog .
    Wooof Wooof !

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    I Am Stoneman, Hear Me Roar!!!

    Funny shit, last night Jay and I went to Applebee's in Manch, where we usually go for our after-work relaxation. The last few times we've been, we had the same bartender. She's hilarious...totally on the ball all around, too. As you're finishing your drink, she's walking up with a fresh one. You'll be in the middle of a conversation and she'll walk up and say something as if she were part of that conversation, then go off and do something else. Best bartender I've ever seen, by far.

    So it'd been easily 6 months since I've been in there with Jay...and we walk in and sit at our usual spot. She walks up and says "so drinks right? what...uhm...margaritas, big ones, no salt, right?" We just looked at eachother and laughed.

    It was a funny hour of drinking. I heard more filth out of her mouth than you can imagine, I helped a guy with a problem he was having with his laptop, and we musta talked to half the people at the bar at one point or another.

    We gotta do that more often, beatch!

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    I Am Stoneman, Hear Me Roar!!!

    DEFINITELY a fun hour of drinkin'. And yeah, we DEFINITELY gotta get back into the groove of doing that every coupla weeks. I fuckin' REALLY needed that last night, it did my mind some good. Unfortunitely, today brought reality back into the picture and I'm back to wanting to smash someone's life completely outta them...

    And that bartender ROCKS! Easily wunna the best tenders I've ever been waited on by. Easily...

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    Re: I Am Stoneman, Hear Me Roar!!!

    Originally posted by Stoneman
    I've fuckin' HAD IT with this weather, I've fuckin' HAD IT with winter all ready, I've fuckin' HAD IT with shortened days, I've just FUCKIN' HAD IT...

    And I thought WOMEN were bad!!! Damn!

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    here's to drinking & ass grabbing!



    happy bump friday

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    Re: I Am Stoneman, Hear Me Roar!!!

    I thought we had decided that Bump Friday was the ghey?

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    Re: I Am Stoneman, Hear Me Roar!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky Mike View Post
    I thought we had decided that Bump Friday was the ghey?
    but ass grabbing isnt

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    Re: I Am Stoneman, Hear Me Roar!!!

    They're not mutually exclusive.

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    Re: I Am Stoneman, Hear Me Roar!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky Mike View Post
    I thought we had decided that Bump Friday was the ghey?
    note the resurrector.

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    Re: I Am Stoneman, Hear Me Roar!!!

    I thought we decided that Stoneman was ghey? Did we just double dip on the ghey?

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    Re: I Am Stoneman, Hear Me Roar!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by GixerJockey View Post
    I thought we decided that Stoneman was ghey? Did we just double dip on the ghey?
    You likea the double dip ghey, eh?

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