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    little background. my buddy is totally against the army, gov't etc... he's on this site somewhere too....(I think).

    he has never registered to vote so that the army and govt wont come after him and everything.....he registered this year to vote and.....welll....here's the IM conversation i just had with him......

    Tawub (1:11:29 PM): so I assume you haven't visited etherphyte recently
    RevLordNikon (1:11:43 PM): no
    RevLordNikon (1:11:46 PM): why
    Tawub (1:12:04 PM): pop it up and check out a post I threw up yesterday under general conversations
    Tawub (1:12:11 PM): titled an army of one
    RevLordNikon (1:12:47 PM): i will in a few
    RevLordNikon (1:12:55 PM): i am workin on editing a few pics right now
    RevLordNikon (1:12:58 PM): and a video
    Tawub (1:13:20 PM): the details are in the post, but long story short the army is gunning for me
    Tawub (1:13:28 PM): fuckers
    RevLordNikon (1:13:31 PM): how?
    Tawub (1:13:42 PM): it started with an e-mail
    RevLordNikon (1:13:50 PM): HAHAHAHAHHA
    Tawub (1:13:51 PM): then a letter
    RevLordNikon (1:13:59 PM): HHHHAHAHAHHAHA
    Tawub (1:14:13 PM): and then I woke up to a card stuck in my door from a recruiter with a note written on the back for me to call them
    RevLordNikon (1:14:22 PM): that's rad
    Tawub (1:14:31 PM): oh yeah, I'm thrilled
    Tawub (1:14:34 PM): dick
    RevLordNikon (1:14:38 PM): hhahahahaha
    RevLordNikon (1:14:51 PM): sorry
    Tawub (1:14:52 PM): this is all in the past 2 weeks too
    Tawub (1:14:58 PM): its fucked up
    RevLordNikon (1:15:01 PM): that's awesome
    RevLordNikon (1:15:05 PM): my bad dood
    RevLordNikon (1:15:19 PM): dood - im syin here
    RevLordNikon (1:15:21 PM): dyin
    Tawub (1:15:21 PM): they haven't bothered me since high school and now here they are out of the blue
    RevLordNikon (1:15:24 PM): i'm cryin
    RevLordNikon (1:15:29 PM): my bad
    Tawub (1:15:53 PM): fucking military sucks my balls
    RevLordNikon (1:15:54 PM): i htought that they would jsut send you a package of info and a video or something
    Tawub (1:16:15 PM): there was a nice little brochure with the letter
    RevLordNikon (1:16:36 PM): that's all that I thought that you would get - never thought that a recruiter would stop by
    Tawub (1:16:53 PM): must of slept through when he was here
    RevLordNikon (1:17:02 PM): oh mabn thats funny
    Tawub (1:17:17 PM): wonder if they will try comming by again
    RevLordNikon (1:17:25 PM): hopefully not
    RevLordNikon (1:17:32 PM): so why they comin after you?:-D
    Tawub (1:17:42 PM): because I finall voted
    Tawub (1:17:45 PM): thats my theory
    RevLordNikon (1:17:46 PM): nope
    RevLordNikon (1:18:13 PM): not cause of that at all
    Tawub (1:18:19 PM): I bet it is
    RevLordNikon (1:18:22 PM): nope
    Tawub (1:18:25 PM): yup
    RevLordNikon (1:18:40 PM): a little birdie may have told them that you were interested
    Tawub (1:18:55 PM): dick
    RevLordNikon (1:19:00 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHHA
    RevLordNikon (1:19:10 PM): i;'m cryin
    Tawub (1:20:01 PM): the reason why I blame voting is that I have never settled in one spot long enough to really be recognized as being registered in any one spot
    Tawub (1:20:26 PM): now that I registered with this town and I have stayed in one spot long enough they have zeroed in on me
    RevLordNikon (1:20:48 PM): nope - i told them to contact you
    Tawub (1:20:54 PM): fucker
    RevLordNikon (1:20:58 PM): hahahahqahahha
    RevLordNikon (1:21:07 PM): i never thought that they would send a recruiter
    Tawub (1:21:28 PM): the odd thing was they sent the recruiter from barre
    Tawub (1:21:44 PM): there is an army recruiter right here in williston behind best buy
    RevLordNikon (1:22:04 PM): dood - this is too funny - i even did it from your house
    RevLordNikon (1:22:14 PM): remember i was asking fro your DOB?
    Tawub (1:22:28 PM): when?
    RevLordNikon (1:22:42 PM): last time i was there - maybe a few times ago
    Tawub (1:22:53 PM): you sent my info to the army?
    RevLordNikon (1:22:56 PM): remember we were talkin about birthdays - the day of the cupcakes
    RevLordNikon (1:23:09 PM): just your address
    Tawub (1:23:14 PM): you fuck
    RevLordNikon (1:23:17 PM): hahahahahahaha
    Tawub (1:23:34 PM): if I go to war I am shooting you to get out of it
    RevLordNikon (1:23:40 PM): deal
    RevLordNikon (1:23:48 PM): remember - i have 3 guns and you have none
    Tawub (1:23:58 PM): your fat and I can run
    RevLordNikon (1:24:08 PM): you can't outrun a .45
    Tawub (1:24:21 PM): you dick
    RevLordNikon (1:24:37 PM): thats a fukkin riot

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    Originally posted by OreoGaborio
    i think he's mad at me now

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    Originally posted by Nikon
    i think he's mad at me now
    Ya think?



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    Mind if I use your idea on a friend of mine?

    Nice job

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    Originally posted by By-Tor
    Mind if I use your idea on a friend of mine?

    Nice job
    not at all....... I can't believe they sent a recruiter to his door.....

    I was expecting maybe a video or an info package - never a recruiter....that made it even better

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    Classic.... Next you need to send him to truck driving school, or to the Jehova's...

    It should be easier this time, you already have all of his info...

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