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    Like any busisness owner I get lots of phone calls from people soliciting money over the phone,,This one started out, Mr Brown this is so and so from the WBNG radio station we are trying to raise money to make people more aware of the danger to children from speeding cars. We are an starting a fund for driver awareness. We are looking for sponsers from local business to suport this worthy cause.. Now maybe I had one to many of these so I cut the guy off and told him I had no interest in slowing cars down.. He stammred " You mean you don't care about little kids getting hurt" I told him no.. I figured it was Darwins Theory of Evolution at work,, The dumb ones won't make it, and it is what is best for society... He then loudly hung up on me.. a first for me..

    [Edited on 4/26/02 by plasticweld]

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    BWAAA HAAAA survival of the strongest.. lol... gotta weed out those slow ones... hey if they're not fast enough to get across the road or smart enough to stay out of it.. then they deserve to be road kill... or at least a speed bump

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    Momma said life is like a box of chocolates................
    stupid is as stupid does.

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    nice one, dude...

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    The only thing worse is the door to door bible pushers.....

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    hey those door to door bible pushers are great.... FREE LABOR... you wouldn't believe the amount of shit you can get them to do, while pretending to kinda listen. This little idea is two fold, cause eventually they get the hint and then they dont come back cause they dont wanna work for ya no more.

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    Dammm I NEVER thought of that.. shit... I never even thought of pulling a Huck Finn on them!! Hmmm if I could get them to rototiller (distant cousin of the TLR) my backyard then plant some grass...mmmm that'd give me time to get my bike setup for Wed

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