I shit you not, that happened to me when I was like 7 or 8.
Not quite that bad, it was precision munitions dropped from high altitude by a seagull while I was on a boat.
It sucked though!
Ben
My father got shit-on while we were on vacation in Florida when I was a kid. He blamed us cause we were feeding the birds and we didn't get to go to Disney the next day. I was permanately scarred and have since taken to shooting seagulls with my .22 or tossing the occassionnal alka-seltzer in the air for the birds gastric pleasure.
:o
Rich
That is too funny. Where the fuck do you get all these pics.
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2000 Ducati 900ss
2018 Onewheel XR
I bet that picture is from London.
I forget the name of the place (Picadilly Circus?) but there was this one place/circus/square there were there had to be 1 million pigeons buzzing around shitting all over the place when we drove by.
I can imagine if you walked around that place for a while it wouldn't take that long for a bird to think you were a toilet.
Maybe they should allow pellet guns.
Ben
I like rocketboys alka seltzer trick
2018 Harley Road Glide
2000 Ducati 900ss
2018 Onewheel XR
.22???? DUDE you gotta stop fucking around... when we were like 18 a friend of mine and myself used to go out in the woods and blast just about anything that flew by with 12ga's.. one day this chickadee thought it was safe in a pine tree surrounded by a few branches.. HA!!! NOT!!!! blew a hole through the branches and watched a couple of feathers slowly float to the ground....
(I'm all better now honest)
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