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    Angry Gumball RandyO's Avatar
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    Beware of women

    Police warn all clubbers, partygoers, and unsuspecting bar regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new daterape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs."

    "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to
    persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they
    would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer," men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and
    punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

    Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.

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    Kosher Assassin Stoneman's Avatar
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    Beware of women

    Bwaaa haaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa!!!!

    Every time I see that, it makes me piss myself laughing. That's fargin' awesome!!!

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    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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    Beware of women

    that is funny. does it come in hard liqour also?

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    Beware of women

    All i remember is a few extra tall Long Island Ice Teas and boom there I was standing in a church saying something like sure if there's a lot more booze involved

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