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I Can't Kill It!

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    Grizzly Fuckin Adams dhuze's Avatar
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    Re: I Can't Kill It!


    I had a lawnmower that would never die. I did nothing to it except add gas and once in a while refill the oil it burned. It came from Western Auto.

    You know what I did? I gave it away 5 years ago so I could buy a new one.

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    I case you all haven't figured it out yet, it's still chuggin right along. Although, the midget has decided he'd like to take on the task of lawn mowing, so maybe he'll have better luck than I!

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    You better throw this thing a 20 year birthday party.

    edit - shoot I thought you got it ten years from start of thread, not 12. Oh well.

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    Why hasn't the deck rusted away on this thing yet?!?

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    My dad had a similar experience with an 80's Craftsman mower he stored outside mostly year round. He finally gave it away a few years ago to get a newer fancy mower that has more problems and can't survive his lack of maintenance.. lol

    His also bizarrely wasn't that rusted.

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    The time is almost upon us...

    Although if I want a Craftsman snowblower killed, RandyO is the guy!








    ...ask me how I know...

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    Shoot it!

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    YES. This is how I know spring is springing. Have you tried washing your hands with purell before starting this thing? Maybe that kills it? I'll see myself out.

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    Quote Originally Posted by Stoneman View Post
    The time is almost upon us...

    Although if I want a Craftsman snowblower killed, RandyO is the guy! .
    He did in a Honda as well, amiright?

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    Quote Originally Posted by Garandman View Post
    He did in a Honda as well, amiright?
    the first one I did in was a Poulan, sheared the key at the end of the crankshaft, buggered up the key slot, other than not being able to hold a pulley at the end of the crank, it ran and threw snow perfect...... I blamed it on poor assembly, not properly torquing the pulley bolt. the shop I bought it from wouldn't have any part of that. It never even sheared a shear pin. Sold it to a guy up the street for $100, he welded the pulley on to the crank

    My honda, engine, track drive runs excellent, It needs a bearing, pulley/shaft, and brake arm , and the drum will still be a duct taped POS, augers are dull as shit, it really needs more in parts than I paid for it.

    Jays ? I dunno what to fuck happened, apparently broke a weld on one of the augers , then I sucked in a bungee cord and it wound up the auger like a clock spring (it still threw snow pretty good)

    Maybe I can offer my services to the manufacturers as a tester

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    Has anyone else considered that the key to solving this whole Corona mess might be sitting in Jay's garage as we speak? It can't be killed. You think about that shit next time you sanitize your little soft hands.

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky Mike View Post
    Has anyone else considered that the key to solving this whole Corona mess might be sitting in Jay's garage as we speak? It can't be killed. You think about that shit next time you sanitize your little soft hands.
    You would not imagine how many times I've thought of this very thing while browsing NESR lately. Lol.

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky Mike View Post
    Has anyone else considered that the key to solving this whole Corona mess might be sitting in Jay's garage as we speak? It can't be killed. You think about that shit next time you sanitize your little soft hands.
    Quote Originally Posted by TheIglu View Post
    You would not imagine how many times I've thought of this very thing while browsing NESR lately. Lol.
    If you guys trust Ziva, sure! Have at it!

    (think back to the other thread and the "I Am Legend" reference)

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