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I Can't Kill It!

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    Grizzly Fuckin Adams dhuze's Avatar
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    Re: I Can't Kill It!


    I had a lawnmower that would never die. I did nothing to it except add gas and once in a while refill the oil it burned. It came from Western Auto.

    You know what I did? I gave it away 5 years ago so I could buy a new one.

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    Kosher Assassin Stoneman's Avatar
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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    I case you all haven't figured it out yet, it's still chuggin right along. Although, the midget has decided he'd like to take on the task of lawn mowing, so maybe he'll have better luck than I!

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    You better throw this thing a 20 year birthday party.

    edit - shoot I thought you got it ten years from start of thread, not 12. Oh well.

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    Kosher Assassin Stoneman's Avatar
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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    Why hasn't the deck rusted away on this thing yet?!?

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    My dad had a similar experience with an 80's Craftsman mower he stored outside mostly year round. He finally gave it away a few years ago to get a newer fancy mower that has more problems and can't survive his lack of maintenance.. lol

    His also bizarrely wasn't that rusted.

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