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I Can't Kill It!

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!


    Why can't you just sell it?

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    Quote Originally Posted by PurplePackage View Post
    Why can't you just sell it?
    One owner, adult owned, always maintained...

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    Quote Originally Posted by PurplePackage View Post
    Why can't you just sell it?
    That's not the point!

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    Quote Originally Posted by obsolete View Post
    Have you set money aside for the extra large coffin you're gonna need when you're buried with that thing still running?
    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    I don't think he'll need to. I'm pretty sure every NESR member here would be willing to kick in for that. Shit, if that thing outlasts him I'll throw in a Benjamin to make sure it never leaves his side, even in the afterlife.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kurlon View Post
    One owner, adult owned, always maintained...
    Some funny shit!

    Quote Originally Posted by ZX-12R View Post
    Leave the oil fill exposed to the elements like Vovchandr's snow blower (so long as you're sure it won't run on mayo).
    C'mon Bill, you KNOW I can't do that!

    Quote Originally Posted by PurplePackage View Post
    Why can't you just sell it?
    Quote Originally Posted by butcher bergs View Post
    That's not the point!
    He obviously hasn't read through every post.

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    That mother fuckin' thing! My son dug it out of the snow yesterday and the fuckin' thing roared to life on it's second pull. Once again, I'm left with a horrible defeated feeling in places we shouldn't talk about...

    I'm not gonna lie. I'm SERIOUSLY thinking of turning this into a massive ball of projectiles using about five pounds of tannerite...

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    What if someone "snuck over" and drained the oil...

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    I love this thread so much

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    Quote Originally Posted by obsolete View Post
    What if someone "snuck over" and drained the oil...
    It would probably refill on its own

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    Quote Originally Posted by tsorfas View Post

    It would probably refill on its own
    Sounds like you read Stephen King's Christine.

    I say pull the motor and slam it in a go kart type vehicle.

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    Quote Originally Posted by Stoneman View Post
    That mother fuckin' thing! My son dug it out of the snow yesterday and the fuckin' thing roared to life on it's second pull. Once again, I'm left with a horrible defeated feeling in places we shouldn't talk about...

    I'm not gonna lie. I'm SERIOUSLY thinking of turning this into a massive ball of projectiles using about five pounds of tannerite...
    because the engine has been so reliable, maybe re-purpose it into a clay pigeon launcher

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