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any other cat haters out there.

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    Lifer oreo_n2's Avatar
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    Mar 2002
    Amherst, NH

    any other cat haters out there.

    grumble grumble, overgrown rats with attitudes grumble grumble


    Your cat waits and meows at the front door when you arrive. Is it saying:

    a) Welcome home
    b) The phone rang twice while you were out
    c) Feed me, NOW

    Your cat meows at the door when you go out. Is it saying:

    a) Please don't leave me here all alone
    b) Good-bye
    c) But what if I get hungry while you out?

    Your cat digs its claws in your leg. Is this:

    a) An unsuppressed primal instinct
    b) A sign of affection
    c) A demand to be fed now

    Your cat scratches at the door after being fed: Is it saying:

    a) Lemme out - I need to use the garden
    b) Wanna go out and play
    c) Wonder what they've got to eat next door?


    Your human walks into the kitchen. Does this mean:

    a) It's hungry
    b) It's lost
    c) You're hungry

    Your human puts down a bowl of food for you. Is this:

    a) supper
    b) something to keep you going till supper's ready
    c) inedible junk to be scorned in favor of what the human's got.

    Your human removes you from the top of the television. Does this mean:

    a) You're in trouble - better not do it again
    b) Nothing - humans do this from time to time
    c) The human wants to play, so climb up again to amuse it.

    Staircases are for:

    a) Getting up to the human's bedroom at 4am
    b) Lying in wait in the dark at the top of
    c) Walking down just slower than the human in front of it.
    d) all of the above

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    Just Registered Quigs's Avatar
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    Feb 2002
    North Shore

    any other cat haters out there.

    Cats =

    I have one. It craps all over the place. Every day.

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    Chris Q - 2007 R1

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    Mrs. Frankenstein
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    Mar 2002

    any other cat haters out there.

    it does that cuz he/she doesn't like you Q lol
    Mines the cutest thing in the world yep yep - definitely no cuter/funnier cat than mine lol

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    ....................... PinHead's Avatar
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    Jun 2001

    any other cat haters out there.

    A dead cat is a good cat

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    Super Moderator legalspeed's Avatar
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    Jun 2002
    Somersworth, NH

    any other cat haters out there.

    I like cats.

    They taste like chicken.

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