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    Have a heart trap and drop off at the local Chinese place?

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    Re: Cats and dogs...

    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky Mike View Post
    ... Suggestions welcome. And fuck cats. Yes, yours too.
    I love cats. But that's simply unacceptable to have to put up with that shit. I wouldn't be willing to take that, either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky Mike View Post
    While I am absolutely a fan of the high road, I suppose I'll go attempt a civil conversation.

    Given the history here, there really is zeeeero chance of this going well.

    Suggestions welcome. And fuck cats. Yes, yours too.

    "Good evening, fine sir. I do apologize for disturbing you this evening, but I just had to ask... What happens if my dog shits in your yard?"

    "FUCK YOU!"

    "Yes, that's true. Very good point and I agree, but what happens if my dog shits in your yard?"

    "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

    "I will absolutely do that. You can count on it. But what happens if my dog shits in your yard?"

    "SUCK MY DICK!"

    "Well, now I suppose I need to draw the line somewhere. I will have to stick with fucking myself. But I'll tell you what, in lieu of sucking your dick I'll just pick up your cats shit FOR you and I'll leave it for you in your mailbox. Will that suffice?"

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    I didn't know it was possible for a cat to leave shit out in the open. I thought they always found a corner. The cat is fucking with you. He knows you don't like him and is sending you a message.

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    Send a pic of the cat. Expect a speeding Tundra to be by at some undetermined time to run it over.

    If that doesn't work for you, I'm getting pretty good with tree climbing. Send the dog out to run the cat up a tree and out to a limb. I will then proceed to cut only the one limb as I don't want to harm the tree any more than necessary.

    It ends with death, Mike. Only way this problem gets solved.

    A refreshing bowl of ethelyne glycol also works but you might take out a few other things along the way. Nothing a tractor and backhoe can't handle. I know a guy.

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    I'm a big fan of the DGAF trap. Similar to the have a heart, but completely different.
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    I heard there was an 85 year old woman in Texas looking for pelts

    ‘Little old lady’ Arrested for Making Fur Coats with Neighbor’s Cats – World News Daily Report

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    Every now and then I love Texas.

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    Ziva yet?

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    You have more patience than me, that cat would have been long gone by now.

    Get a small flat rate usps box, put the shit in it, and mail it to them. Maybe a simple note like, your cat left this on my doorstep, I'm just returning what's yours.

    If it keeps happening, shoot the thing and toss it in the woods

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    "Ziva... Where's the kitty?!?!"

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    She looks up to the task.

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    To be fair, from what you've said about this cat this should be up to the task too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky Mike View Post
    She looks up to the task.
    Sooooo??? I've been feeding her more raw than usual to get 'er primed...

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    All ya'll need Jesus. Except for Tricky Mike, he is Jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pittenger5 View Post
    All ya'll need Jesus. Except for Tricky Mike, he is Jesus.
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    Guess what?

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    Re: Cats and dogs...

    I love this thread!

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    How has Darwin not caught up with this thing yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZX-12R View Post
    I love this thread!

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    Reminds me of Mallrats... "That KID.... is BACK ON THE ESCALATOR!"

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    Cat weathered a pretty serious thunderstorm last night. Par for the course. He looked pretty bummed this morning when I drove by...

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    I've changed my thoughts on this cat. I hope he lives forever, I love this thread.

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    I had a fairly shit day at work yesterday. I blew off the steam for an hour on the Haaaaaahley and just after I pull in neighbor dude goes rolling by on foot.

    We're not enemies or anything, but we're definitely not friends after the unrelenting catshit saga that has defined our relationship.

    I give hime a fairly grumpy "'sup?" and he says "cat's back up a tree"

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    "No you're not."
    "Nope, I'm not. Your cat's a cunt. You know the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results. I still have that shotgun if you need to borrow one."
    "I'm thinking about it"
    "yeah, light shot... #9's. Won't even hurt him. Just knock him out of the tree."

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