3 hours later.....
"The #9's killed the cat"
"Nah, it was probably the fall that did it"
"I'm not so sure about that"
"yeah, I might have misjudged it a bit.... sorry...."
"No you're not...."
Dad's Dream: Earn enough money to live the life that his wife and kids do.
A little CCI Quiet 22 from inside a house isn't even audible......
2012 Tiger 800, 2007 DR650, 2012 WR250R
This thread has been well worth the last 10 minutes of my life.
If I was neighbor I'd hammer a few boards every 15' or so and let the cat deal with it
Some rosemary in the garden might deter him
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i dont know how i missed this thread initially or even over the years, but this is pure comedic gold
When I start my KTM in the morning, rules are broken. Its inevitable...
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Hi. Cat's treed again.
It's not officially summer until that cat gets stuck in the fuckin tree.
-Pete LRRS/CCS #82 - ECK Racing, TonysTrackDays, Ironstone Ventures
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The Garage: '03 Tuono | '06 SV650
That cat is still alive??
There's an old saying, "At least a dog learns after the first time." I'm seeing why the chosen animal is "dog".
Dad's Dream: Earn enough money to live the life that his wife and kids do.
I found myself in the garage last night staring at this little boxing glove... Like a novelty boxing glove keychain type thing. It fit perfectly over an Easton FMJ arrow (with the broadhead removed, obvs).
I'm kind of libertarian by nature... I think people overwhelmingly make sound, reasonable decisions, even in the absence of what, at times, seems like an obnoxiously overbearing spider web of laws, lawyers, jails...
Then I discover that literally the only thing stopping me from shooting my neighbor's cat with a miniature boxing glove-tipped arrow is the legal fallout.
The cat's name is Legal???
Dad's Dream: Earn enough money to live the life that his wife and kids do.
If no one sees then does it count?
asking for a friend
The same cat after nearly 5 years?!? Well he's obviously a survivor, he must be on like life #19 by now. Did he make friends with your dog or is he just super fast
maybe the cat is smart, my cat doesn't back down from predators, she's brought a red tail hawk to our doorstep, lost her tail to a coyote, scared face from a fight with a racoon, seen her bloody the noses of dogs several timesOriginally Posted by Tricky Mike
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A man with a gun is a citizen
A man without a gun is a subject
At what point past the typical 7-10 days stuck in the tree might we expect the cat to reveal his master plan?
RE: Master Plan
Seem to remember something about anything over X days and they are granted Squatters Rights.
Give it another 6-8 years, it'll have us all right where it wants us.
-Pete LRRS/CCS #82 - ECK Racing, TonysTrackDays, Ironstone Ventures
GMD Computrack Boston | Pine Motorparts/PBE Specialists | Phoenix Graphics | Woodcraft | Street & Competition | MTag-Pirelli | OnTrack Media
The Garage: '03 Tuono | '06 SV650
And that is what, 50' below him??
Dad's Dream: Earn enough money to live the life that his wife and kids do.
Somebody please get a sample of the cat's DNA.
About 23 seconds in your yard while Ziva's there and your dilemma is solved. Half that if I don't feed her for a couple days.
Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?
this cat vs Stoneman's lawnmower...who would win?
I think that would open a hole in the space-time continuum. Not to be fucked with.
Can't wait for this year's installment. Great read.
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