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Cats and dogs...

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    3 hours later.....
    "The #9's killed the cat"
    "Nah, it was probably the fall that did it"
    "I'm not so sure about that"
    "yeah, I might have misjudged it a bit.... sorry...."
    "No you're not...."

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    A little CCI Quiet 22 from inside a house isn't even audible......

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    This thread has been well worth the last 10 minutes of my life.

    If I was neighbor I'd hammer a few boards every 15' or so and let the cat deal with it

    Some rosemary in the garden might deter him

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    i dont know how i missed this thread initially or even over the years, but this is pure comedic gold

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    Hi. Cat's treed again.

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    It's not officially summer until that cat gets stuck in the fuckin tree.

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    That cat is still alive??
    There's an old saying, "At least a dog learns after the first time." I'm seeing why the chosen animal is "dog".

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    I found myself in the garage last night staring at this little boxing glove... Like a novelty boxing glove keychain type thing. It fit perfectly over an Easton FMJ arrow (with the broadhead removed, obvs).

    I'm kind of libertarian by nature... I think people overwhelmingly make sound, reasonable decisions, even in the absence of what, at times, seems like an obnoxiously overbearing spider web of laws, lawyers, jails...

    Then I discover that literally the only thing stopping me from shooting my neighbor's cat with a miniature boxing glove-tipped arrow is the legal fallout.

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    The cat's name is Legal???

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    If no one sees then does it count?
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    The same cat after nearly 5 years?!? Well he's obviously a survivor, he must be on like life #19 by now. Did he make friends with your dog or is he just super fast

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    Re: Cats and dogs...

    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky Mike View Post
    Hi. Cat's treed again.
    maybe the cat is smart, my cat doesn't back down from predators, she's brought a red tail hawk to our doorstep, lost her tail to a coyote, scared face from a fight with a racoon, seen her bloody the noses of dogs several times

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandyO View Post
    maybe the cat is smart
    At what point past the typical 7-10 days stuck in the tree might we expect the cat to reveal his master plan?

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    RE: Master Plan
    Seem to remember something about anything over X days and they are granted Squatters Rights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky Mike View Post
    At what point past the typical 7-10 days stuck in the tree might we expect the cat to reveal his master plan?
    Give it another 6-8 years, it'll have us all right where it wants us.

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    And that is what, 50' below him??

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    Somebody please get a sample of the cat's DNA.

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    About 23 seconds in your yard while Ziva's there and your dilemma is solved. Half that if I don't feed her for a couple days.

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    Re: Cats and dogs...

    this cat vs Stoneman's lawnmower...who would win?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Point37 View Post
    this cat vs Stoneman's lawnmower...who would win?
    I think that would open a hole in the space-time continuum. Not to be fucked with.

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    Can't wait for this year's installment. Great read.

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