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chain letter I feel compelled to forward on to you:

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    chain letter I feel compelled to forward on to you:

    Hello, my name is Bob and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50
    billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that
    if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her
    forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her
    redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.

    Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
    everyone to whom you send "his" email $1000? How stupid are we?
    "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
    laid by every good looking model in the magazine!"

    What a bunch of bullshit.

    Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
    sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by
    Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.

    Screw them.

    If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly
    amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends" and this
    poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a penny from
    some omniscient being forwards about 90 times.

    I don't care.

    Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing
    to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity.

    The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to
    leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's
    funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a
    leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead
    elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 pence per letter
    he'll receive if you forward this email.

    They can bite my ass.

    Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning
    your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals

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    chain letter I feel compelled to forward on to you:

    LOL I love that one. I actually forwarded that to a few people that always forward me REAL chain letters. Fuckers. I bitch at them every time, and they still do it!

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    Hey JC

    You finally noticed huh?

    degsy

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    chain letter I feel compelled to forward on to you:

    How long was it like that? I haven't been doing too much reading here lately...work has been fucking CRAZY.

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    chain letter I feel compelled to forward on to you:

    ever since you told me how to change it.

    d

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    chain letter I feel compelled to forward on to you:

    hahah funny shit.

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    hey degs

    you only wish i was...

    ya can't have none-a this, biyatch!

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