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Chick Wanted for High End Party.

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    Chick Wanted for High End Party.


    seriously dude?

    I got a wig.

    Check out craislist, this community is way too small I would think. And I'm sure for a night like that there are some out there that would invite moves and, BS and hitting on, maybe even give you a fun night.

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    Chick Wanted for High End Party.

    Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid

    I figure I'd try here 'cause you all know I'm not a serial killer/creep type.
    quite the opposite, i think...


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    Chick Wanted for High End Party.

    You may have luck with craigslist if you post up something specific like that...

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    Chick Wanted for High End Party.

    shit...if I was single....I would have said yes in a heartbeat....

    I have a chic black evening gown that have puted on only once....

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    Chick Wanted for High End Party.

    dude... this thread is sad.

    put the coke and pizza down, get off the fucking couch and go meet some honeys.


    jebus son, you want maybe one of us should poke 'em for ya too?



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    Chick Wanted for High End Party.

    Google!
    Clack Clap Click!

    Cassidy "looks" good...

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    Chick Wanted for High End Party.

    transgendered Cassidy.... perfect for our trans-peronalitied squid!

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    Chick Wanted for High End Party.

    For $200-300, you could just hire an escort service with the happy ending

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    Chick Wanted for High End Party.

    yeah...exactly....you can hire an escort, be specific as what you are looking for...classy or slut....ya know...lol and it doesn't HAVE TO end with (that's just gross...imagines how many she did before you) after all, seems you only need a feminine presence. Thinking about it...what;s wrong going alone to that party, anyway?

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    Chick Wanted for High End Party.

    *sigh....*...

    Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
    i'm not getting any damn escort, nor do i care if i go alone, however, i figured i'd be nice and give someone a shot who probably, ordinarily, doesn't do stuff like this. after all, don't most women love a night out like this? well, here's their chance.

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    Chick Wanted for High End Party.

    Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid


    I post this up and only guys reply?

    oh sure act all suprised, eh?

    Just be sure to hide your "cooking with hominids" books when your vict....date gets in the car.

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    wassamatta... none of the inmates from that Florida county jail gonna be paroled in time?

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    Chick Wanted for High End Party.

    Hey Miss Tree, you can have some of my patented "Erin-Rufees" and you'll be all set!

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    Chick Wanted for High End Party.

    Don't most personal ad's come with a picture??

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    Re: DATE Wanted for High End Party.

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    No no no no wrrrroooooonnnnnnnggggggg way buddy.
    "chick" sure we all call them this. "Betty" etc.............

    The appropriate term is "DATE". For you its non-gender specific.

    Here's my "date". See, conversationally, it works wonders.

    Now if it suits you, several of us would dress up just to peck at the Dante locke ober portions.
    Considering if I was in the running as your "guest" I'd have to consume several double Beam and cokes just to fill my pallette.

    While the food is art like, not much of it is edible.
    AND don't think the swishy critics woun't call you out for eating the garnish to make up for the hunger that THAT meal can leave you with.

    For the price Suf Daddy can PIMP you out a date. That $200 fee is up front.
    She won't have tracks on her arms, but I can't guarantee she'll be interested EITHER............

    Make your criteria known and I'll make the "placement."

    -Suf Daddy

    Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
    I'm too lazy to get out and meet chicks, so what the heck.

    Must be able to dress up super nice (pretty damn formal), and be a relatively good dancer. Apparently, the gig is at Wellesley Country Club on December 15th (of course, dinner, drinks, are included). To sweeten the pot, I'll throw in an allowance for new clothing, I dunno, maybe 2-300 something like that... No BS, no hitting on, no "moves", just a fun night with THE SQUID. Post up or PM. Last year it was held at http://www.lockeober.com/

    Edit: should there be more than one interest, i'll flip a coin or something equally random.

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    Chick Wanted for High End Party.

    Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
    i'm not getting any damn escort,
    dood...have you read what you posted. that is pretty much exactly what you are looking for..... I will pay for everything and buy you new clothes. hell - that's a better deal than what an escort actually gets.....

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    Re: Re: DATE Wanted for High End Party.

    Originally posted by Suf Daddy
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    For the price Suf Daddy can PIMP you out a date. That $200 fee is up front.
    She won't have tracks on her arms, but I can't guarantee she'll be interested EITHER............

    Make your criteria known and I'll make the "placement."

    -Suf Daddy
    Before you go much further with that thought, you might bear in mind that the wrong LEO might construe that as something along the lines of "Prostitution trafficking across state lines".......ya know, a little trip to Club Fed......


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    Chick Wanted for High End Party.

    Maybe you can take one of these "girls".

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    Re: DATE Wanted for High End Party.

    $200 finders fee
    Intra state...no crossing state lines.

    He's looking for company not an "escort".
    and.............................................

    If she's inflateable where's the crime?
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    Originally posted by highsider
    Before you go much further with that thought, you might bear in mind that the wrong LEO might construe that as something along the lines of "Prostitution trafficking across state lines".......ya know, a little trip to Club Fed......


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    Chick Wanted for High End Party.

    Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
    I've got a crappy pic. on my website url via my "profile"...
    I hope your a little more lively in person....


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    Chick Wanted for High End Party.

    no login or anything on craigslist, anonymous e-mail untill you decied to write them back. There are appropriate catagories for what you're looking for or you can go check out w4m that are up there. I'd say it's your best bet.

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    Chick Wanted for High End Party.

    Originally posted by hessogood
    no login or anything on craigslist, anonymous e-mail untill you decied to write them back. There are appropriate catagories for what you're looking for or you can go check out w4m that are up there. I'd say it's your best bet.
    either that or get a life and find a woman

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    Chick Wanted for High End Party.

    Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
    I already said I'm too lazy...

    besides, I already got a bite.
    lazy huh

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    From my experience, its the natural red heads (aka gingers) that have no soul--- I mean are crazy.

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    Chick Wanted for High End Party.

    maybe you could take a few of my girls. It's getting hard to juggle more than 4.

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    Chick Wanted for High End Party.

    Originally posted by MissTwisties
    shit...if I was single....I would have said yes in a heartbeat....
    you're allowed to go, V... it's not a "date"

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