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    Three men are sittin’ on a bench.
    One’s a Texan wearing a Stetson, one’s a Taliban wearing a turban,
    and the last is an Apache with an eagle feather woven in his hair.

    The Apache is rather glum and says “once my people were many, but now we are few.”

    The Taliban puffs up and says “once my people were few, but now we are many millions.”

    The Texan adjusts his hat, finishes rolling a smoke, leans back in his place and drawls, “that’s ‘cause we ain’t played cowboys and Talibans yet.”


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    HAAAAHAA that'a great!

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    That's not funny mang. I may not be Indian, but I feel really close to their heritage. I should after all... I think I've dropped about 50% of my lifetime earnings at Foxwoods.... Wompum Card "Don't leave home without it"

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    That's not funny mang. I may not be Indian, but I feel really close to their heritage. I should after all... I think I've dropped about 50% of my lifetime earnings at Foxwoods.... Wompum Card "Don't leave home without it"
    BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    that was great - awww now u just knew how to put a smile on my face cowboys mmmm tim mcgraw - okay i'll be good

    [Edited on 4/24/02 by DreamAngel]

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    TIM MCGRAW.... You've got to be kidding. Damn girl, you're a redneck!

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    pfff if u call someone that's as lucky to meet and stand all snuggly next to tim mcgraw a redneck then by all means go for it but i dont agree - just happen to love the music *and country just happens to be the biggest money maker in the music industry...* but i digress

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    Who the hell is Tim McGraw?

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    What do ya call a stadium full of smiling, cheering country music fans?




    ...... a FULL set of teeth!

    [Edited on 4/24/02 by nhroketboy]

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    hey what do you get if you play any Tim McGraw songs backwards...
    you get your pickup truck back, your dog comes home, your wife doesn't sleep with your best friend, you get sober..... etc.....


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    Awww brent dont disapoint me and tell me 'ur one of those people' (hehe inside joke) that puts all country music into one category uuugh.... i'll have u know tim mcgraws music isnt like that some others out there - certainly! lol

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    well happy country music is an oximoron. Those two words can't BOTH be used to describe that *stuff*

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    alright brent ur in trouble next time i see u - gonna strap u down and force u to listen to country music lol jK to each his own - just find it funny people have such a bad view of something they never give a chance ... *cough cough brent* lol

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    alright brent ur in trouble next time i see u - gonna strap u down and force u to listen to country music lol jK to each his own - just find it funny people have such a bad view of something they never give a chance ... *cough cough brent* lol
    That sounds like torture. At one time I tried getting into the whole country groove. I couldn't get into it tho. And that whole square and line dancing thing just cracks me up.

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    lol I never said anything about the dances - that I'll agree with you any day - but the music we'll never agree I'm sure...

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    strap me down???
    cough cough???
    hey i dont need any physicals or anything, but torture is always fun!!!
    I am trying to think of some sort of funny come back other than that... but i am drawing a blank.... so uh... have your way with me!


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    lol I duno Brent if I start torturing and harassing u Josh might start to feel lonely - but maybe I'll pass that thought along to ur girlie so she can help u out with that idea hehe

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    Rachel, I am with you, Tim McGraw

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    To hell with Tim McGraw hows about that wife of his!

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    Cowboys and indians

    I did see a bumper sticker that made me laugh out loud the other day,, fits the topic

    Discourage in-breeding
    Ban country music

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    I think Kim will agree with me on this (if she knows this info) that many many songs in other genres of music come from country music and they just redo them or steal them ... so if there were no country music alot artists out there right now would be shit outa luck for music
    and no bitching about it 'till you give it an honest try - can't say you hate something if you've never tried it!
    My brothers theory a while back was you can't say you hate a song 'till you've heard it 2 or 3 times - don't just throw it out the window on the first shot because thats the initial hearing and shock time... after a couple times things either grow on you or you can't stand to listen anymore

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    it's t'other way around w/ that hack, garth brooks...

    stole at least 2 billy joel songs i know of, and wrecked 'em.
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