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    A neutron went into a bar and asked the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."

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    An orchestra is playing Beethoven's 9th Symphony. There is a passage in the middle when, for about 20 minutes, the bass violinists have nothing to do. So they decide to slip out to a bar and drink a few beers. After a while one says, "Hey, we better get going."

    But another says, "No, wait. I tied several pages of the conductor's sheet music together, so we'll have a couple of extra minutes while he sorts it out."

    So they stay for another round. Finally when they go staggering back to their places. It was the bottom of the ninth, the score was tied, and the bassists were loaded.

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    crappy joke thread

    Originally posted by silent1
    T - you're outta line, meng!

    i prefer the term "post whore"

    and i've passed cookiebitch, so i'm done for now.

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    its about focking time@@!!!! do you ever have to actually do work dude?!?!

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    crappy joke thread

    and your post count is low!


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    *really* low!

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