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    Dear Abby

    Dear Abby:
    I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me.
    She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door... There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be.
    He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test. Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character?


    Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

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    Dear Abby

    nice, degs, nice...

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    Dear Abby

    LMFAO - good one!

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    Dear Abby

    Bwaaaaaa haaaa haaaaaa!!! Um....Degs? Just what does Beth's mother look like? MILF?

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    Dear Abby

    Originally posted by Stoneman
    Bwaaaaaa haaaa haaaaaa!!! Um....Degs? Just what does Beth's mother look like? MILF?

    May it's an uotstanding offer? I couldn't go back to that house without thinking how fucked up her family is

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    Dear Abby

    Whoa, That sounds like they are a little too protective of thier "little girl". I was living with a chick in NC and we talked about the wedding thing and when her parents found out her mother (who is a controlling bitch) started telling my girlfriend how to treat men (like shit) and basicly drove me out of the house. Now I am the asshole for leaving! Fuck it!, If I'm not happy I go somewhere else. I don't know what to tell you, I hope you two will be living far enough from these people so they won't have an influance on thier daughter. Good luck man.
    So her mom is a piece of ass or what?

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    Dear Abby

    Oh yea one more thing,
    I would tell Beth what happened! Maybe she would staighten out the parents. They sound a bit strange!!

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    Dear Abby

    I think people are getting juuuuuust a bit confused. This ISN'T something that happened to Degs himself. It's just a joke...

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    Dear Abby

    Originally posted by Stoneman
    I think people are getting juuuuuust a bit confused. This ISN'T something that happened to Degs himself. It's just a joke...


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    Dear Abby

    The lesson to be learned here is leave your condoms in the car and not in your wallet......

    Also I wonder how many times the girls parents had done that. I wonder how many times his future mother-in-law got lucky......

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    Dear Abby

    Originally posted by rui93
    The lesson to be learned here is leave your condoms in the car and not in your wallet......

    Does that mean you got caught?

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    Dear Abby,

    I'm wonderin about that fellow Deg's who wrote you a while back, if his fiancee has a sister, I would like to get to know her mother.

    Horney old man

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