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The very definition of a "good mofo"....

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    The very definition of a "good mofo"....


    Here's is how you know the Half Squid is a cool muthafucka -

    I met up with him just outside of Boston (which is no short trip from his house) to get my license plates back from the car I sold him (license plates I told him I could keep, cause I ddn't plan on getting another car). He was on his way to go collect some poontang up in Providence, and was dressed to be da ladykiller. While in the process of reaching into the back of my truck to give him a part I had for his BMW that I brought along, I stepped on the valve stem to my one of my rear tires, which basically exploded.

    It was about 20 fucking degrees outside, and he was on his way to go get laid - and he stayed and helped me change the damn tire. And got fucking dirty in the process.

    Mike - you da man. Beers on me on Dec 4th

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    The very definition of a "good mofo"....

    I bet he still got laid!


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    There's no doubt Mike's a stand-up guy. Someone I'd want on my side. Ya know?

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
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    The very definition of a "good mofo"....

    Unlike Jay!





    BEFORE you push my bike down the hill into the lake, I'm only kidding!

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    The very definition of a "good mofo"....

    Originally posted by bentbryan
    Unlike Jay!





    BEFORE you push my bike down the hill into the lake, I'm only kidding!
    It's like THAT???

    "Hey, you guys wanna party?"

    Yeah, who had YOUR back, beyotch?


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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
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    The very definition of a "good mofo"....

    Originally posted by bentbryan
    I'm only kidding!



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    The very definition of a "good mofo"....

    Originally posted by Stoneman
    It's like THAT???

    "Hey, you guys wanna party?"

    Yeah, who had YOUR back, beyotch?

    This sounds like it has an interesting story attached......cough it up, fukkers

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    The very definition of a "good mofo"....

    Originally posted by highsider
    This sounds like it has an interesting story attached......cough it up, fukkers
    Just lookin' out for my boy, Bryan...

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
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    jesus christ!

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    Awe shucks! Thanks guys! I would do it for any of ya..

    I did not get laid last night... But she accually just left here tonight @ 2:30 am... sorry I dont kiss and tell



    Hey Chris, did you see me tear sideways around the corner? I thought I would torture you a little ! I love this car! Although I do need to be more carefull over big speedbumps and driveways that drop off in short distances.. I bottomed out onto the frame twice now but going at very low speeds... Dam that sound hurts......

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    Dont let the bullshit go to your head Mike...

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    The very definition of a "good mofo"....

    Originally posted by old timer
    Dont let the bullshit go to your head Mike...
    Your just jealous people do not think your a nice guy, jack-ass!

    They just know you as the Old Dude with a Mullet...


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    The very definition of a "good mofo"....

    Originally posted by highsider
    This sounds like it has an interesting story attached......cough it up, fukkers
    Last winter Jay, Cheryl, Dan, Barb, myself and my gf were out drinking up a storm in Portsmouth. Well, Jay and I were drinking up a storm... Anyway, at the end of the night, after Dan and Barb had left, we walked with Jay and Cheryl to their hotel, said goodbye and parted ways. As we were walking away from the hotel, some really sketchy guys pulled up in a beat-up station wagon and asked my girlfriend and I if we did drugs. It was really weird and shady. We said no and kept walking as they pulled away. Just then I hear from behind me, "what the fuck did they want?" It was Jay, and I was a bit surprised to see him standing right behind me. Apparently he saw the shady-mobile pull up and thought something's not right. He then proceeded to jump a railing and run down 40 feet of steep embankment to save the day. Luckily there was no incident, but am now comforted knowing Jay really does have my back! Thanks again!

    and that, is the rest of the story.

    goodday.

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