> > A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday.
> > She spends $5,000 A couple of weeks later, feeling pretty good about
>
> the
> > results, she stops at a newsstand to buy a paper. Before leaving, she
>
> > asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do
>
> you
> > think I am?"
> >
> > "About 32," the clerk replies.
> >
> > "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.
> >
> > A little while later she goes into McDonald's and upon
> > getting her order, asks the counter girl the same question. She
> says,
> > "I'd guess about 29 . The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47." Now she is
> feeling
> > really good about herself.
> >
> > While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man
> > the same question. He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is starting to
>
> go,
> > but when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman
> > was. It requires you to let me put my hands up your shirt and feel
> your
> > boobs. Then I can tell exactly how old you are."
> >
> > They sit in silence on the empty street until
> > curiosity gets the best of the woman and she finally
> > says, "What the hell, go ahead."
> >
> > The old man slips both hands up her shirt, under her
> > bra, and begins to feel around.
> >
> > After a couple of minutes she says, "Okay, Okay, how
> > old am I?"
> >
> > He removes his hands and says, "You are 47."
> >
> > Stunned, the woman says, "That is amazing. How did you
> > know?"
> >
> > "I was standing behind you in line at McDonalds".
>