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    Ok so I had a few to drink after work celebrating my buddies engagment. Actually celebrating what ever single time he has left!

    Now I am tipsy and found these few things a bad idea while drunk.

    1. DO NOT TALK TO EX GIRLFRIENDS.... YOU GET VERY AGRIVATED, Or in trouble! ( I'm Sorry )

    2. Laundry: I forgot to start a wash load, then forgot to start two dryer loads, so now this is taking twice as long..

    3. Call up so called Hottie. ( Haven't done it yet, but feel the need tooo. I am soooo fighting the urge!)

    4. ? I'll let you know the next stupid thing I do later..

    Add to the list, what is your drunkin mistakes list.....

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    Where's my drink damnit? Do we need to go over this again?

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    Originally posted by FazerChic
    Where's my drink damnit? Do we need to go over this again?
    Right here. Do I need to send you an invitation? If so then here.

    YOUR INVITED RIGHT NOW!

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    Gin is best mixed with tonic. Repeat 5 to 6 times, finish off with ice.

    That was the end of my work day, along with a few Coors.

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    I had 5 Wachusetts Summer Drafts.. Now waitng to eat dinner and finish my laundry that is three weeks in the making! Been too busy to do any, so I have been buying some clothes here and there!

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    Originally posted by JeffL
    Gin is best mixed with tonic. Repeat 5 to 6 times, finish off with ice.

    That was the end of my work day, along with a few Coors.
    Oh jesus, two Tanqueray 10's and tonics and I'm one happy little hairy ape of a man.

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    Originally posted by TheIglu
    Oh jesus, two Tanqueray 10's and tonics and I'm one happy little hairy ape of a man.
    Your one little hairy ape of a man all the time...

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    Where is my banana!?

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    Originally posted by TheIglu
    Oh jesus, two Tanqueray 10's and tonics and I'm one happy little hairy ape of a man.
    I get em for free from the bar at work, drinking out of 12oz cups. Work sometimes turns into a VERY long day after I punch out.

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    I'll tell ya what NOT to do when you are drunk ...

    Believe her when she says she is on the pill ...

    That little experiment cost me over ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS!

    That does not include gifts, private school, insurance and medical bills.

    I just got done paying this past spring. All that I have to show for it is a son who is a taker just like his effing lying bitch of a mother who can't even remember the "thank you" words cause he has this sense of entitlement the state imbues in you when you grow up on welfare.

    Since I have proven to myself beyond a doubt that I make very stupid decisions when I get drunk ... I haven't had a drink in over 19 years. I do like to believe that I can learn from my mistakes.

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    Wow that was deep. I was trying to enjoy my buzz.

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    Originally posted by Currently
    I'll tell ya what NOT to do when you are drunk ...

    Believe her when she says she is on the pill ...

    That little experiment cost me over ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS!

    That does not include gifts, private school, insurance and medical bills.

    I just got done paying this past spring. All that I have to show for it is a son who is a taker just like his effing lying bitch of a mother who can't even remember the "thank you" words cause he has this sense of entitlement the state imbues in you when you grow up on welfare.

    Since I have proven to myself beyond a doubt that I make very stupid decisions when I get drunk ... I haven't had a drink in over 19 years. I do like to believe that I can learn from my mistakes.
    I suddenly feel a lot better about my shitty life. Thanks pal.

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    Originally posted by Half Squid
    3. Call up so called Hottie. ( Haven't done it yet, but feel the need tooo. I am soooo fighting the urge!)

    That right there is a bad move. Don't dial while intoxicated. Not much good'll come of it...

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    Re: Re: Things not to do DRUNK

    Originally posted by Stoneman
    That right there is a bad move. Don't dial while intoxicated. Not much good'll come of it...
    I didn't do it this time, but I did do it Saturday morning at 3 AM! after a few She just giggled!

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    Originally posted by Zero
    Wow that was deep. I was trying to enjoy my buzz.

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    I guess one way to think of it is a box of condoms is cheaper than child support.

    Thanks for the inspiration.

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    Originally posted by JeffL
    I guess one way to think of it is a box of condoms is cheaper than child support.

    Thanks for the inspiration.
    Yeah, that was the first lesson ...

    The second is that I am a poor judge of character when I am horny and drunk!

    Today, I think it is hilarious ... but in those days, every garnished paycheck hurt like a mother ...

    Today, I rather watch drunks than get drunk ... that is funny!

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    I came real close to clild support a few times. biting my nails and praying for Negative. I can't even think of the cost of a child right now! You know how many toys that could be for 18 years!!

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    Originally posted by Half Squid
    You know how many toys that could be for 18 years!!
    That's why hitmen are so damn expensive! They know how much money they will end up saving you in the long run!

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    Originally posted by ZX-12R
    That's why hitmen are so damn expensive! They know how much money they will end up saving you in the long run!
    Where is the Guilty Smiley?? JUST KIDDING!

    Poor joke I know, ladies please don't hate me anymore than you already do!

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    Originally posted by Half Squid
    ...I can't even think of the cost of a child right now! You know how many toys that could be for 18 years!!
    I sure do!!! 3rd one on the way, due in October. Cost right now for a preschool-aged child's daycare is almost $10K/yr...

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    things not to do.....

    get so hammered that ya have sex with a woman back at her place, and when ya get up to shake lil willy in the bathroom, you are butt ass nekked and bump into her mother and father getting it on...

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    Drink and Get married??? LOL

    Just kidding....Although it has ended my drunken ways...

    I got in way too much trouble when I was drinking...And I can only handle 2-3 beers....

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    I like booze.

    I like trouble.

    I like bikes.

    I like ice cream.

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    Funny thread...drunk dialing is always a riot, and for JeffL, so is drunk PM'ing


    Umm, one mistake I'm sure everyone's made is:

    don't drink too much and be the only one really drunk. You'll look and act like a blundering idiot.

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