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Drunk (joke)

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    aka Johnny Valve Stem need4speed's Avatar
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    Drunk (joke)


    A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the
    bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard
    coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream
    reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to
    investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about
    in there?" he yells. You're scaring my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on
    the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes
    up and squeezes the hell out of my balls." The bartender opens the door, looks in,
    and says, You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

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    Just Registered beet's Avatar
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    well i pissed my pants


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    Heres a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick, you should dress like one too.

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    good lord...

    ouch man... ouuuuuchhhh

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    Drunk (joke)

    AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

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    Drunk (joke)

    eep.
    ow.

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