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    perhaps the dumbest joke but it kills me.

    Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe
    in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic
    light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the
    hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.
    "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"
    "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,"
    says Sister Helen.
    Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings
    on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts.
    "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the
    Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine turns on the windshield
    washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on
    and continues hissing at the nuns.
    "Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine?
    "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.
    "Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.
    She opens the window and shouts, "Get the fuck off the car!"

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    perhaps the dumbest joke but it kills me.

    That was fuckin' GREAT! LOL!

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    Thumbs up perhaps the dumbest joke but it kills me.

    thanx for the Monday relief... that was frikken hilarious

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    lol


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