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Englishman,Irishman, & Hillbilly

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    aka Johnny Valve Stem need4speed's Avatar
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    An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one afternoon & asked the
    waitress for a cup of coffee. He then looked across the restaurant & asked,
    "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes," so the
    Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.

    The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He
    shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, & asked the waitress for a
    cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant & asked, "Is that
    Jesus
    over there?" The waitress nodded again, so the Englishman said to give
    Jesus a cup of hot tea, too.

    The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on crutches. He
    hobbled over to a booth, sat down & hollered, "Hey there sweet thang, how's
    about gettin' me a cold glass of RC!" He, too, looked across the restaurant
    & asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress nodded again, so the
    Redneck said to give Jesus a cold glass of RC, too.

    As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him & said,
    "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the strength come
    back into his legs, got up & danced a jig out the door.

    Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him & said, "For your kindness,
    you are healed." The Englishman felt his back straightening up, and he
    raised up his hands, praised the Lord & did a series of back f lips out the
    door.

    Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck jumped up & yelled,
    "Hey, man, don't touch me...... I'm drawin' disability!!!!!"

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    haw haw!

    stupid limeys didn't know how good they done had it!
    whaddayamean there's a difference tween english an' irish?

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    same pack a gits

    from what i was reading we all only 6 X max removed anyways dna cuz

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    & slow down the postin you whore slut

    go back 2 work now lacky

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    no way, man!

    anyway, i'm not at work yet... i finally got a ride to work so katie doesn't have to drive out to shrewsbury and then all the way BACK to boston every morning...

    but he doesn't pick me up til 9:30am.

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    thats good less risk them fuckin cagers

    i finally got a ride to work so katie doesn't have to drive out to shrewsbury and then all the way BACK to boston every morning...
    i hate driving cages on the slab. i get bored end up going 2 fast in & out of lanes, just like the bike i wish every buddy had 2 ride a bike first then cagers would know how 2 drive not

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    shit bunch a dead cagers

    never get 2 drive cage still on the bikes less traffic

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    yeah, that's what i was thinking... cull the weak.

    shit. does that make me the weak?
    crap.

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