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    Tie me up not down Jaynnus's Avatar
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    Friday funny


    If this is a re-post...bite me.

    The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

    After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

    For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

    "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you
    will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!"

    The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."The agent said, "Then you're not the
    right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

    The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for
    about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The
    agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,to kill her husband. She took the
    gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. There was screaming, crashing, banging on
    the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

    The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded
    with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."


    MORAL:
    Women are crazy. Don't mess with them

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    Re: Friday funny

    Quote Originally Posted by Jaynnus View Post
    If this is a re-post...bite me.
    I didn't read all that, but I'm praying it's a repost.

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    Re: Friday funny

    hahahaha!!!!!

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    Re: Friday funny

    A woman meets a man in a bar.
    They talk; they connect; they end
    up leaving together.
    They get back to his place,
    and as he shows her around his
    apartment.
    She notices that one wall of his
    bedroom is
    completely filled with soft, sweet,
    cuddly teddy bears.
    There are three shelves in the
    bedroom,
    with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
    cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
    in rows, covering the entire wall!
    It was obvious that he had taken
    quite some time to lovingly arrange them
    and she was immediately touched
    by the amount of thought he had
    put into organizing the display..
    There were small bears all along
    the bottom shelf,
    medium-sized bears covering the
    length of the middle shelf,
    and huge, enormous bears running
    all the way along the top shelf.
    She found it strange for an
    obviously masculine guy
    to have such a large collection of
    Teddy Bears,
    She is quite impressed by his
    sensitive side.
    but doesn't mention this to him.
    They share a bottle of wine and
    continue talking and,
    after awhile, she finds herself
    thinking,
    'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
    could be the one!
    Maybe he could be the future
    father of my children?'
    She turns to him and kisses him
    lightly on the lips
    He responds warmly.
    They continue to kiss, the passion
    builds,
    and he romantically lifts her in
    his arms and carries her into his bedroom
    where they rip off each other's
    clothes and make hot, steamy love.
    She is so overwhelmed that she
    responds with more passion,
    more creativity, more heat than she
    has ever known.
    After an intense, explosive night
    of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
    they are lying there together in
    the afterglow.
    The woman rolls over, gently
    strokes his chest and asks coyly,
    'Well,how was it?'
    The guy gently smiles at her,
    strokes her cheek,
    looks deeply into her eyes,
    and says:








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    Re: Friday funny



    But it can't be true... women don't ask "How was it"

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    Re: Friday funny

    Even if it's not a repost can i bite ya anyway...

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