Fridays suck, i wanna go home!

[oreo_n2]

Dayvorce
A farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The
lawyer
said, "How can I help you?"
The farmer said, "I want to get one of those dayvorces". The lawyer
said,
"Do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres".
The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays".
The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?" The farmer said,
"No, I ain't got a case, but I got a John Deere."
The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge.
The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, That's where I
parks the John Deere."
The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?"
The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30".
The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?".
The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants one of those dayvorces."

[Quigs]

[twrayinma]

hey, that graphic looks familiar...

where might i have seen it before?

[SteveFZR]

Seeing you hate Fridays so much I ma sure your boss would not mind having you wokr over the weekend for free, just so your week does not end. Personally MONDAYS SUCK

[twrayinma]

i'll be surprised if i'm still here at 3:30...

so boooooored.

[hohum]

3:30? whatchoo smokin willis?

its not even 3 by my watch, better get a move on!

[twrayinma]

jus' tryin to put in something slightly more than a half day...

if i was smokin something, maybe i wouldn't be so bored.