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Dayvorce
A farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The
lawyer
said, "How can I help you?"
The farmer said, "I want to get one of those dayvorces". The lawyer
said,
"Do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres".
The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays".
The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?" The farmer said,
"No, I ain't got a case, but I got a John Deere."
The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge.
The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, That's where I
parks the John Deere."
The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?"
The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30".
The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?".
The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants one of those dayvorces."
Brent LRRS #772
2006 KTM 560 SMR
hey, that graphic looks familiar...
where might i have seen it before?
The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple.
Seeing you hate Fridays so much I ma sure your boss would not mind having you wokr over the weekend for free, just so your week does not end. Personally MONDAYS SUCK![]()
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i'll be surprised if i'm still here at 3:30...
so boooooored.
The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple.
3:30? whatchoo smokin willis?
its not even 3 by my watch, better get a move on!
But when we ride very fast motorcycles, we ride with immaculate sanity. We might abuse a substance here and there, but only when it's right. The final measure of any rider's skill is the inverse ratio of his preferred Traveling Speed to the number of bad scars on his body. It is that simple: If you ride fast and crash, you are a bad rider. If you go slow and crash, you are a bad rider. And if you are a bad rider, you should not ride motorcycles.
jus' tryin to put in something slightly more than a half day...
if i was smokin something, maybe i wouldn't be so bored.
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The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple.