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Fridays suck, i wanna go home!

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    Fridays suck, i wanna go home!

    Dayvorce
    A farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The
    lawyer
    said, "How can I help you?"
    The farmer said, "I want to get one of those dayvorces". The lawyer
    said,
    "Do you have any grounds?"
    The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres".
    The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?"
    The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays".
    The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?" The farmer said,
    "No, I ain't got a case, but I got a John Deere."
    The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge.
    The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, That's where I
    parks the John Deere."
    The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?"
    The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30".
    The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?".
    The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants one of those dayvorces."

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    Fridays suck, i wanna go home!

    hey, that graphic looks familiar...

    where might i have seen it before?

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    Seeing you hate Fridays so much I ma sure your boss would not mind having you wokr over the weekend for free, just so your week does not end. Personally MONDAYS SUCK

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    Fridays suck, i wanna go home!

    i'll be surprised if i'm still here at 3:30...

    so boooooored.

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    Fridays suck, i wanna go home!

    3:30? whatchoo smokin willis?

    its not even 3 by my watch, better get a move on!

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    Fridays suck, i wanna go home!

    jus' tryin to put in something slightly more than a half day...

    if i was smokin something, maybe i wouldn't be so bored.

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