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Funny sayings....

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    Hungry like a wolf... MissTwisties's Avatar
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    Some of those gave me a good laugh. First one being my favorite...ROFL!! (switch around wife/husband words to suit you)

    "I'd like to live in the fast lane, but I'm married to a speed bump!"
    "We've been thru a lot together and most of it was your fault"
    "Born free, now I'm expensive"
    "Born to party, forced to work"
    "I don't procrastinate, I reschedule"
    "Lord keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth"
    "My husband's need new glasses; He still doesn't see things my way"
    "NOTICE: The opinions of the hus.band are not necessarily those of management"
    "When I said *I do*, I didn't meant I'd do it all!"
    "A man's home is his castle, until his Queen arrives"
    "All stressed out and no one to choke"
    "Some people pursue happiness, others create it"

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    "If you don't stand for something you fall for everything."
    "Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret."


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    "Co-operation is everyone doing what I say"
    "That beats a sharp stick in the eye"
    "Dogs have owners, Cats have staff"
    "Lack of preparation on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine."

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    I like this one:

    "Stop posting dumb shit or go back to Canada"

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    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGitorio View Post
    I like this one:

    "Stop posting dumb shit or go back to Canada"

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    Happy Holidays, V

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    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGitorio View Post
    I like this one:

    "Stop posting dumb shit or go back to Canada"

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    From my experience, its the natural red heads (aka gingers) that have no soul--- I mean are crazy.

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    First name on the shit list.... SVRACER01's Avatar
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    -a fathers dream is to have the same lifestyle as his wife and kids
    -i work 40 hours a week to be this broke
    -i started with nothing and i still have most of it left
    -your husband called and said you could buy whatever you want

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    All time favorite saying:



    The best part of you landed on your mamas cheek......

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    Quote Originally Posted by naked-daytrader View Post
    All time favorite saying:
    The best part of you landed on your mamas cheek......
    "You weren't born, you were jizzed on a rock & hatched by the Sun"

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    "Look at me"
    "look at me"
    "LOOK AT ME!!!"


















    "Don't look at me"

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    "Too bad ponies are assholes."

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    Hungry like a wolf... MissTwisties's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGitorio View Post
    I like this one:

    "Stop posting dumb shit or go back to Canada"
    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGitorio View Post
    Happy Holidays, V
    Well fawk you too and Happy Holidays as well Pete! lol

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