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God and 3 quarterbacks

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    God; "Payton Manning, What do you believe in?"

    Payton; " I believe in family values, being kind to my fellow man and commitment"

    So God offers Payton the seat to his left and Payton sits next to God.

    God: "Tony Roma, What do you believe in?"

    Tony; " I believe in self sacrifice, hard work and passion for my fellow man"

    So God offers Tony the seat to his right and Tony sits next to God.

    God; "Tom Brady, What do you believe in?"

    Tom; "I believe your in my seat!"

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    God and 3 quarterbacks

    It's Tony ROMO

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    God and 3 quarterbacks

    You couldn't have just heard this, could you? I can't even imagine how old this is. Just change the names here & there (even different sports) and it's been goin' around for years...

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    God and 3 quarterbacks

    Crap, you guys are never satisfied even with a joke!

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    Quote Originally Posted by capt1014 View Post
    Crap, you guys are never satisfied even with a joke!
    We are with a good one.....you know the kind that makes you LAUGH

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    God and 3 quarterbacks

    so peyton manning was hit by a bus last week... upon arriving in heaven he was happy to discover god is a huge football fan. god takes mister manning aside and shows him to his new palace in the sky. it's a big place covered in colts merhcandise, horse shoe flags on the blue lawn. the whole nine yards. when peyton looks across the street he see's a house twice as big as his and covered in pats logos, it even has a huge number 12 flag on the roof. peyton asks god why brady gets a house so much bigger than his. god replys "brady's house? no that's my house"

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    Quote Originally Posted by capt1014 View Post
    Tom; "I believe your in my seat!"
    I believe Tom Brady has bad grammar!!!

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    Tony Roma the steak house guy???

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    that's it..........I quit

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    Peyton Manning has a house in my new hometown in Tennessee.

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