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Gotta love the Gym..

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    Gotta love the Gym..


    Ok true story..

    I was at the gym this AM and after my work out I was standing at the Lav counter in the locker room. In the middle of shaving my face a middle-aged (mid-forties early fifties) man starts combing his hair next to me.

    I didn't think much of it as I was trying to keep from cutting or nicking my face.. Until his hair (peice) fell off and into the sink in front of him. This was immediately followed by many, lets say, "colorful" adjectives and metaphors. As well as a bright red face.

    I suppose I didn't help matters much by yelling: SHIT! MOUSE! just as it happened. Then I realized what it was.

    I feel like such a bad person. (ok so maybe not)

    Times like that a candid camera shot would be hilarious.

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    Gotta love the Gym..

    oh boy....lol

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    Gotta love the Gym..

    Time for someone to recognize he needs to just shave his head!

    Right now all I notice in the gym is everyone is just BS'ing about the Red Sox rather than actually working out.

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    Holy crap!

    Now that's fokin comedy!!! His rug falls on the floor and you yell mouse! Pinnacle Scottie, pinnacle!!!

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    Re: Gotta love the Gym..

    Originally posted by RSVMILLE661
    SHIT! MOUSE!

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    Gotta love the Gym..

    I guess the worst part was as I yelled it I tried to stab it with my razor blade in an attempt to kill or stun it.


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    Re: Re: Re: Gotta love the Gym..

    Originally posted by Mystery Squid
    Thats a cute lizard...can I pet him? Can I pet your lizard Nikon???
    only if you cup and fondle my balls too....

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    Gotta love the Gym..

    Originally posted by RSVMILLE661
    I guess the worst part was as I yelled it I tried to stab it with my razor blade in an attempt to kill or stun it.

    too fukin funny scotty....what he do?

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Gotta love the Gym..

    Originally posted by Mystery Squid
    DEAL!!! Oh goodie.....


    oh yay....balls

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    Gotta love the Gym..

    Guy basically took his hair and ran.. threw his clothes on and hurried outta the locker room.. With a hat on..

    those of us in the room burst out laughing once he was gone..

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