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So a guy walks into a bank.....

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    So a guy walks into a bank.....


    A guy walks into a bank, goes up to the teller, and says "I'd like to open a fucking bank account."

    Taken aback by this person's foul langauge, the teller says, "I'm sorry sir, but what did you just say?"

    The man repeats, "I want to open a fucking bank account."

    Now somewhat irritated by the man's lack of respect, the teller says, "Sir, there is absolutely no reason for that kind of language in an establishment such as this. Please do not curse."

    The man replies, "Listen, I just want to open a fucking bank account, okay?"

    Finally, the teller has had enough. She says, "Sir, if you don't stop with that language, I'm going to get the branch manager."

    So the man replies, "Go ahead and get the fucking manager."

    The teller goes into her manager's office, and a moment later the manager storms out of his office and over to the man, and says, "What seems to be the problem here?"

    So the man says, "All I want to do is open a fucking bank account and deposit $800,000."

    And the manager replied, "I see. And this cunt is giving you trouble?"


    (Sorry, I thought it was funny.)

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    So a guy walks into a bank.....

    i like...

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    So a guy walks into a bank.....

    Damn, is THAT was Jersey did w/ the money we raised for him?

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    So a guy walks into a bank.....

    Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

    The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

    'Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,'she told him.

    'Oh no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.

    He was in obvious agony lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments then asked.... 'How does that feel?'

    He replied, ' it feels great, but my thumb still hurts'.

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    So a guy walks into a bank.....

    A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.

    Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: 'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked.
    Man, she is one fine looking woman!' The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

    The drunk leans on the table again and says: 'I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!'
    The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.

    The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, 'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!'

    At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says...................






























    'Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk!!'



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