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    Guilt a USELESS emotion SEVENSGT's Avatar
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    Question DO YOU GUYS WORK???

    What's up do you guys log in as soon as you wake up, cause I've been on at different times and see the same guys always logged in I mean shit why aren't yous guys ridin??

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    DO YOU GUYS WORK???

    here's some work for ya.....


    A Boston Red Sox fan, a Chicago Cubs fan and a NY Yankees fan were
    >all in
    >Saudi Arabia performing military duty for the US Army.
    >
    >While off base, they were caught sharing a smuggled case of booze.
    >All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them.
    >
    >The mere possession of alcohol is a sever offense in Saudi Arabia,
    >so for
    >the terrible crime they were sentenced to death!
    >
    >With the help of good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal
    >their
    >sentence down to life imprisonment.
    >
    >By a stroke of luck, a benevolent Sheik decided that they could be
    >released
    >after receiving just 20 lashes of the whip.
    >
    >As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik said, "It's
    >my 1st
    >wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each one of you
    >one
    >wish before your whipping".
    >
    >The cubs fan was 1st in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought
    >about
    >this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back.
    >"This was
    >done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went
    >through.
    >The cubs fan was carried away bleeding and crying.
    >
    >The Yankees fan was up next (he almost finished an entire 5th by
    >himself),
    >and after watching the scene, said "OK please fix 2 pillows to my
    >back."
    >But even 2 pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went
    >through
    >again, sending the Yankee fan crying like a baby.
    >
    >The Red Sox fan was the last up ( he had finished off the crate-
    >given his
    >allegiance, who could blame him), but before he could say anything,
    >the
    >Sheik turned to him and said "you support the greatest baseball team
    >in the
    >world, your supporters are the best and most loyal fans in all the
    >world.
    >
    >For this you may have 2 wishes "Thanks, your most royal highness'"
    >the Red
    >Sox fan replied." In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is
    >that
    >you give me not 20, but 100 lashes".
    >
    >"Not only are you an honorable, powerful man, you are also very
    >brave,"
    >said the Sheik. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. So the
    Sheik raises his whip to give the Red Sox Fan his 100 lashes
    >and all of a sudden the Yankee Fan, feeling sorry for the Red Sox fan
    >because of all the years of disappointment his team has given him yells out
    "WAIT!!!!!!! He gets one more wish!!!!!"
    >And your
    >second wish? What is it to be?" the Shiek asks..
    >
    >"Tie the Yankee fan to my back"

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    hahahaha!

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    Guilt a USELESS emotion SEVENSGT's Avatar
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    there are 2 types of people in New England Red Sox Fans and Smart people(study conducted by the we don't give a shit if they play in Boston foundation they still FN suck)paid for by the friends of teams that don't acually suck : :

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    DO YOU GUYS WORK???

    I'm here at least 9 hours a day, since I work at my computer all day at my job...I might as well be checking the site while I'm at it.

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    DO YOU GUYS WORK???

    I work on my tan..

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