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here's some work for ya.....
A Boston Red Sox fan, a Chicago Cubs fan and a NY Yankees fan were
>all in
>Saudi Arabia performing military duty for the US Army.
>
>While off base, they were caught sharing a smuggled case of booze.
>All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them.
>
>The mere possession of alcohol is a sever offense in Saudi Arabia,
>so for
>the terrible crime they were sentenced to death!
>
>With the help of good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal
>their
>sentence down to life imprisonment.
>
>By a stroke of luck, a benevolent Sheik decided that they could be
>released
>after receiving just 20 lashes of the whip.
>
>As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik said, "It's
>my 1st
>wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each one of you
>one
>wish before your whipping".
>
>The cubs fan was 1st in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought
>about
>this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back.
>"This was
>done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went
>through.
>The cubs fan was carried away bleeding and crying.
>
>The Yankees fan was up next (he almost finished an entire 5th by
>himself),
>and after watching the scene, said "OK please fix 2 pillows to my
>back."
>But even 2 pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went
>through
>again, sending the Yankee fan crying like a baby.
>
>The Red Sox fan was the last up ( he had finished off the crate-
>given his
>allegiance, who could blame him), but before he could say anything,
>the
>Sheik turned to him and said "you support the greatest baseball team
>in the
>world, your supporters are the best and most loyal fans in all the
>world.
>
>For this you may have 2 wishes "Thanks, your most royal highness'"
>the Red
>Sox fan replied." In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is
>that
>you give me not 20, but 100 lashes".
>
>"Not only are you an honorable, powerful man, you are also very
>brave,"
>said the Sheik. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. So the
Sheik raises his whip to give the Red Sox Fan his 100 lashes
>and all of a sudden the Yankee Fan, feeling sorry for the Red Sox fan
>because of all the years of disappointment his team has given him yells out
"WAIT!!!!!!! He gets one more wish!!!!!"
>And your
>second wish? What is it to be?" the Shiek asks..
>
>"Tie the Yankee fan to my back"
there are 2 types of people in New England Red Sox Fans and Smart people(study conducted by the we don't give a shit if they play in Boston foundation they still FN suck)paid for by the friends of teams that don't acually suck
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