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Halloween Costume

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    Just Registered beet's Avatar
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    Halloween Costume

    A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party
    In a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the store
    And get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume.

    The husband yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever
    Heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something
    Else I can wear."

    The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and
    gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work, goes to
    the bedroom, and there, laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume.
    He again yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard
    of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!"

    The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the husband
    Comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three
    items: one is a set of three white buttons, the second is a thick white belt, and the third item is a 2 x 4. The husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?"

    The wife yells back, "Take your clothes off. You can put the three
    White buttons on the front of you and go as a domino. If you
    don't like that one, you can put the white belt on and go as an Oreo.

    And if you don't like THAT one, you can stick the 2 x 4 up your ass and
    Go as a fudgesicle."

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    Heres a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick, you should dress like one too.

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    Just Registered newgixxerchic's Avatar
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    Jul 2007

    Re: Halloween Costume

    just to get us all in the spirit of things a little early.... Happy Bump Friday!

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