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I HATE when this happens...

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    I HATE when this happens...


    Ok... So, havn't drank HEAVILY in a while...
    started out with 4 jager bombs in 10 mins, the started drinkin beers (sam adams winter mix pack) then bit later, take a couple double shots of goldschlager... then back to drinkin beer... then go and playsome beer pong...

    lots of drinking.

    meet this hot girl...

    get her back to my room, get her naked... she's yellin "fuck me!" ...

    and i'm wasted...

    and i can't get it up.

    DAMN I HATE THAT SHIT! i've always heard about the limp dick problem, but i've never experienced it... daaaamn.


    and then i get the line... "Is it cuz you think i'm ugly?!?!?"
    Now, she wasn't a ten, but she was pretty damn close.


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    I HATE when this happens...



    The little fellas weren't up to it huh?

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    I HATE when this happens...

    an ex of mine used to say trying to fuck you when your that drunk is like fucking a wet noodle. whiskey dick sucks.

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    I HATE when this happens...

    ...or, to quote George Burns when asked what sex is like at 85. "It's kind of like trying to play pool with a rope."

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    I HATE when this happens...

    that does suck -- did ya get her number at least? I hope

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    I HATE when this happens...

    yea, i got her #

    Afterwards, i was like... shit, i can't find my phone, can u call it? bingo... nabbed the # haha

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    I HATE when this happens...

    Just do what Dave Attell suggests, bend her over and use your thumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by highsider View Post
    Just do what Dave Attell suggests, bend her over and use your thumb.
    That's no better...she's gonna say he's got a small dick.

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    I HATE when this happens...

    My thumb may not be that long but I can't fit it in a red bull can.

    Quote Originally Posted by MissTwisties View Post
    That's no better...she's gonna say he's got a small dick.

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    I HATE when this happens...

    pics or it was a dude/tranny

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    I HATE when this happens...

    Quote Originally Posted by Smooth R6 View Post
    pics or it was a dude/tranny


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    I HATE when this happens...

    whiskey dick at 21? damn....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThisBitch View Post
    From my experience, its the natural red heads (aka gingers) that have no soul--- I mean are crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred875 View Post
    whiskey dick at 21? damn....
    That'ss what I was thinking...

    Put a bag over her head next time!

    I hope you were a gentleman and helped her out in "other" ways :

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    I hope you were a gentleman and helped her out in "other" ways :
    like how? seriously

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smooth R6 View Post
    like how? seriously
    you kow like hang a shelf...maybe take out her garbage....change her oil .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThisBitch View Post
    From my experience, its the natural red heads (aka gingers) that have no soul--- I mean are crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred875 View Post
    you kow like hang a shelf...maybe take out her garbage....change her oil .....


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    I HATE when this happens...

    haha, like i said, this is the first time it ever happened to me! i'm ussually just a beer guy, but i was mixin hard shit and beer all night long.

    PLUS I DID FUCK HER.... for about 5 minutes...
    Started off with her sucking my dick... which got it hard... put the condom on, started fucking... and i couldn't feel a damn thing... condoms are tight~ and SO WAS SHE... so, after a few minutes... it went soft. And from then on, he wouldn't come back up.

    This is the girl:

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    I HATE when this happens...

    Whiskey dick sucks. I drink very heavily and frequently. It has happened to me once in a while. Usually I tell the girl to stay and 'cuddle'.... aka when we wake up I fuck the shit out of her and THEN she can leave.

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    I HATE when this happens...

    That's close to a 10? Huh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bandit12k View Post
    put the condom on, started fucking... and i couldn't feel a damn thing... condoms are tight~ and SO WAS SHE... so, after a few minutes... it went soft. And from then on, he wouldn't come back up.
    Yeah btw condoms suck. Just don't use em. Pull out and make some man-graffiti on her face/tits. More satisfying, anyways.
    Quote Originally Posted by l3uddha View Post
    you're forgetting the jager was in play.
    That adds about 3.5 points.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slaps76 View Post
    That's close to a 10? Huh.

    in my eyes yes... I go to an aviation college... 95% guys... i have what's called permanent Daniel Webster College goggles (like beer goggles)
    After a few months of going here... all those 5's start to look like 9's

    plus she had a smokin body, and was about 5'2". pierced belly button, flat stomach and abs... it was very nice.

    I'm sticking with my beer. fuck liquor! haha. i can drink a good 15 beers on a good night and never had a probelm getting it up, even for only weighing 180lbs.

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    I HATE when this happens...

    +1 Stick to da Beers.
    Bro, it happens. Gotta prepare for those situations. ie. figure out when the general is gonna throw the towel in, over the course of drinking for a night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beet View Post
    My thumb may not be that long but I can't fit it in a red bull can.
    Short and thick does the trick Beet!!

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