Ok... So, havn't drank HEAVILY in a while...
started out with 4 jager bombs in 10 mins, the started drinkin beers (sam adams winter mix pack) then bit later, take a couple double shots of goldschlager... then back to drinkin beer... then go and playsome beer pong...
lots of drinking.
meet this hot girl...
get her back to my room, get her naked... she's yellin "fuck me!" ...
and i'm wasted...
and i can't get it up.
DAMN I HATE THAT SHIT! i've always heard about the limp dick problem, but i've never experienced it... daaaamn.
and then i get the line... "Is it cuz you think i'm ugly?!?!?"
Now, she wasn't a ten, but she was pretty damn close.
The little fellas weren't up to it huh?
an ex of mine used to say trying to fuck you when your that drunk is like fucking a wet noodle. whiskey dick sucks.
...or, to quote George Burns when asked what sex is like at 85. "It's kind of like trying to play pool with a rope."
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Muhammad Ali.
that does suck -- did ya get her number at least? I hope
yea, i got her #
Afterwards, i was like... shit, i can't find my phone, can u call it? bingo... nabbed the # haha
Just do what Dave Attell suggests, bend her over and use your thumb.
That's no better...she's gonna say he's got a small dick.Originally Posted by highsider
Just do what Dave Attell suggests, bend her over and use your thumb.
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My thumb may not be that long but I can't fit it in a red bull can.
That's no better...she's gonna say he's got a small dick.
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Heres a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick, you should dress like one too.
pics or it was a dude/tranny
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whiskey dick at 21? damn....
That'ss what I was thinking...
Put a bag over her head next time!
I hope you were a gentleman and helped her out in "other" ways:
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like how? seriouslyI hope you were a gentleman and helped her out in "other" ways
Denno - CCS|LRRS EX#49
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you kow like hang a shelf...maybe take out her garbage....change her oil .....
Denno - CCS|LRRS EX#49
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haha, like i said, this is the first time it ever happened to me! i'm ussually just a beer guy, but i was mixin hard shit and beer all night long.
PLUS I DID FUCK HER.... for about 5 minutes...
Started off with her sucking my dick... which got it hard... put the condom on, started fucking... and i couldn't feel a damn thing... condoms are tight~ and SO WAS SHE... so, after a few minutes... it went soft. And from then on, he wouldn't come back up.
This is the girl:
Whiskey dick sucks. I drink very heavily and frequently. It has happened to me once in a while. Usually I tell the girl to stay and 'cuddle'.... aka when we wake up I fuck the shit out of her and THEN she can leave.
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That's close to a 10? Huh.
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Yeah btw condoms suck. Just don't use em. Pull out and make some man-graffiti on her face/tits. More satisfying, anyways.
That adds about 3.5 points.
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in my eyes yes... I go to an aviation college... 95% guys... i have what's called permanent Daniel Webster College goggles (like beer goggles)
After a few months of going here... all those 5's start to look like 9's
plus she had a smokin body, and was about 5'2". pierced belly button, flat stomach and abs... it was very nice.
I'm sticking with my beer. fuck liquor! haha. i can drink a good 15 beers on a good night and never had a probelm getting it up, even for only weighing 180lbs.
+1 Stick to da Beers.
Bro, it happens. Gotta prepare for those situations. ie. figure out when the general is gonna throw the towel in, over the course of drinking for a night.
Short and thick does the trick Beet!!My thumb may not be that long but I can't fit it in a red bull can.
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