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    Talking In The Heart

    A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter.

    The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"

    "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.

    "What's so funny about that?"

    "I'm a gynecologist."

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    In The Heart

    What about the Proctoligist?????????????



    Hey Jim you bedfordians think bout comin down for TfT Sunday???

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    In The Heart

    Originally posted by SEVENSGT
    What about the Proctoligist?????????????
    Glad that's not my line of work.

    Hey Jim you bedfordians think bout comin down for TfT Sunday???
    Hoping to make it for the ride, won't know until Sat.

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    In The Heart

    Originally posted by SEVENSGT
    What about the Proctoligist?????????????



    Hey Jim you bedfordians think bout comin down for TfT Sunday???
    LOL.....

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