Hmmm... no one here today... must all be out xmas shopping, although WAIT... was that a group of riders that just went by my door? Damn!
I'm at work...but my mind is far, far, away from here. I'm not sure where, but it's a whole hell of alot nicer than this shit.
100 sport bikes lined up along Ocean Drive in South Beach, Miami. 1 is mine and the other 99 are owned by the worlds sexiest women. Each are scantily clad in thong bikinis. There's a lot of volleyball and playfull touching going on amongst the girls. Several are washing my bike as others rub tanning lotion on my rippling pecs. Margheritas are flowing like water. For a moment I stop to wonder where all my buds are... than I realize that I don't give a fuck... I'm about to get a hummer!
PS- Taking applications from all our women members interested in an "acting" career... this is one fantasy that would make great film.
Hmm...my fantasy merely consists of one whole day without fucking something up or acting like a total asshole.
Man JC... you sure know how to make a guy go limp!
You're not a FUCK UP! The glass may look half empty now, but it's really half full and what you don't realize is that in your other hand is the faucet at which you can easily fill your glass back up. Oh shit, someone stop me, damn Psych 101 classes are acting up again.
Yeah sorry about that Rich.Man, this is turning into a regular roller coaster....one minute I think shit's fine...the next I think it's fucked...and the next I feel like my eyes are literally going to squirt out of my head.
I'm seriously considering going back on prozac for a while, so I don't hurt anyone. I think my temper is about to become a problem again.
My partner & I met with out contractor this morning and we broke ground for our new office, soon, I will be able to go home from workon the way back to my current home office, I stopped at rochester Motorsports, my parts were in to get the handguards back on my SV, I made an appointment to get an oil change & rear tire for Friday so I will be ready for riding again this weekend, Sunday at least, Saturday I will be working on my barn again, I had to go buy a 32foot ladder
RandyO
IBA#9560
A man with a gun is a citizen
A man without a gun is a subject
Try Paxil JC... I "hear" that it is better than Prozac. If you wanna try some I can ask my "friend" to send you a few.
Don't listen to the voices in your head, you're not really angry, just sexually frustrated! :o
Email me offline about the first part.Try Paxil JC... I "hear" that it is better than Prozac. If you wanna try some I can ask my "friend" to send you a few.
Don't listen to the voices in your head, you're not really angry, just sexually frustrated! :o
And HAHAHAHAHAHAHA about the second part. You're a crack fiend, just like the rest of us!
Good answer my friend... you're on your way to becoming less of a fuck up.
Good answer my friend... you're on your way to becoming less of a fuck up.I hope so!
Ok, I have two questions:jeez you too jc
......could ya e-mail me cos i,ve got something i want to share ....
1. who's askin' who to email who?
2. are you serious?
Rich and Mick.....
THANKS!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I realize that the conversations had in this thread would lead one to believe that I'm thanking Rich and Mick for an illegal getting of controlled substances. If you insist on thinking that, I can't do anything about it...but this is not the case. Seriously.
JC- make sure to drink lot's of water with those... ummmm... antacids. :cool
PS- People tend to believe what they want, but the members of this group should know the truth without being told anyway, as for our anonymous visitors... fuck 'em!
[Edited on 12/12/01 by nhroketboy]
I'm not gonna take anything unless it's suggested by a professional. We'll see how it turns out.
PS - I just didn't want to accidentally imply that you guys were hooking me up, as opposed to bein' cool guys and lending a few kind words.
[Edited on 12/12/01 by JC]
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