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    Small sample of description,
    "This Helmet is like brand new. I bought it for my wife, but it's to small for her big fat head.You know, it was all a big lie right from the beginning. I asked her if she liked bikes, (i've been riding since i was 9 years old.) She's like "Yeah, I love Motorcycles, they're great!" Now, i'm thinking to myself, this chicks cool, she's hot, has big boobs, and loves motorcycles."

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...tem=7927433876

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    good read

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    Holy crap is that funny, my morning has been made. Thanks...

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    That poor bastard.

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    That is friggin hilarious.... I almost want to bid on it just because.

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    i think everyone that has marriage in thier future fears that will happen, and i guess you never know until it does. All we can do is pray...

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    nice......i love when I go to the bar and i see this little hottie and then we f*ck...

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    That guy is an ass. I bet he made his wife's life as miserable. Jerk.

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    Originally posted by MissTwisties
    That guy is an ass. I bet he made his wife's life as miserable. Jerk.

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    I mostly never understand when Suf Daddy type something...what language is it?

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    Me permettre de traduit pour vous.

    Il a dit son une question de perspective. De la perspective de la femme, l'homme était une âne. De la perspective de l'homme la femme était une âne.



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    But when we ride very fast motorcycles, we ride with immaculate sanity. We might abuse a substance here and there, but only when it's right. The final measure of any rider's skill is the inverse ratio of his preferred Traveling Speed to the number of bad scars on his body. It is that simple: If you ride fast and crash, you are a bad rider. If you go slow and crash, you are a bad rider. And if you are a bad rider, you should not ride motorcycles.


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    Originally posted by MissTwisties
    I mostly never understand when Suf Daddy type something...what language is it?
    Dont worry Miss, he doesn't make any more sense when you're talking to him in person......

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    Re: Pppppppppppppppppplllllleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssseeeeeeeeee!

    Originally posted by Suf Daddy
    Perspective, pure and simple. Turn off the tap.......get NO WATER.
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    Interesting.

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    Yup.

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    Hey Cam, this story sounded a little like your "Penthouse Forum-esque" posting a few weeks back. Have you had a chance to tap that ass again????

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    nice

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    ha...hahaha!!! You just said that from the woman's perspective, the man is a DONKEY!! *chuckles!!!** ROFL

    Originally posted by hohum
    Me permettre de traduit pour vous.

    Il a dit son une question de perspective. De la perspective de la femme, l'homme était une âne. De la perspective de l'homme la femme était une âne.



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    Originally posted by MissTwisties
    ha...hahaha!!! You just said that from the woman's perspective, the man is a DONKEY!! *chuckles!!!** ROFL
    Heh, well I couldn't think of the right word for jackass, or jerk

    I figured donkey was close enough

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    But when we ride very fast motorcycles, we ride with immaculate sanity. We might abuse a substance here and there, but only when it's right. The final measure of any rider's skill is the inverse ratio of his preferred Traveling Speed to the number of bad scars on his body. It is that simple: If you ride fast and crash, you are a bad rider. If you go slow and crash, you are a bad rider. And if you are a bad rider, you should not ride motorcycles.


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    Originally posted by highsider
    Dont worry Miss, he doesn't make any more sense when you're talking to him in person......
    aint that the truth

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    best ending to a horror story i've heard in a long time

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