An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, said, I'm Kobe Bryant, The best NBA Basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die..." So he took the first pack and left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States, I am the most ambitious woman in the world, I am also a New York Senator and a potential future President." She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, Jean Chretien , said, "I am da Prime Minister of Canada, I have a great responsibility being the leader of a great nation. And above all I'm da most intelligent Prime Minister in Canadian history, so Canada's people won't let me die". So he put on the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.
The fourth passenger, The Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.
The boy said, "It's Ok, there's a parachute left for you. Canada's most intellegent Prime Minister has taken my school backpack.
Brent LRRS #772
2006 KTM 560 SMR
NO I DONT!!!!
NOW KNOCK IT OFF!!!!
I WAS TRYING TO DISTRACT YOU FUCKS FROM THE TOPIC SO YOU COULD PICK ON SOMEONE ELSE!!!!
damn thread bastardizers!!!!!
Brent LRRS #772
2006 KTM 560 SMR
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