Why do they say "...partly cloudy..." instead of "...mostly sunny..."?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
If we call an orange an orange, why not call bananas yellows? Or tomotoes reds? Or cukes greens?
If a batter is a good curveball hitter, would you throw him a bad one?
Why are so quick to tell our dogs we love 'em, but it takes forever to say that to our girls?
If WalMart keeps rolling back their prices, when is everything gonna be free?
Who decided which side of the coin was gonna heads?
Why do we call it a hamburger?
Why are they called cigarettes? They look nothing like cigars...
Why do we call 'em chocolate bars when there's also peanuts, caramel, crunchies, and nugat in 'em?
Why are they called hot dog buns?
Do you really think the person responsible for pizza was named Pizza?
And come to think of it, why is pizza round? Wouldn't it be easier to cut if it were square?
Why is it called a toothbrush?
Why are they inlaws? I married my wife, not her family...
If two people are in an elevator and one of 'em farts, they all know who did it...
Why don't I have watermelons growing in my stomach yet? That was over thirty years ago...
Why does everything in stores end in .98 or .99? Couldn't we just round it off and do away with all that change?
Has anyone here ever dug a hole to China?
Why exactly do we have middle names? No matter what, there's bound to be someone out there with the same names...
Why in THE hell do they put the on-ramps just before the off-ramps? Wouldn't it be easier the other way around?
Why do they call it horsepower? I know what the measurement means, but who's horse do they base this on?
Why did Americans hafta come up with their own measurements? Rod, bushel, peck, ounce, gallon, quart, mile, yard, inch, pica, point, agate, foot. Wouldn't life be easier if we just left it alone?
Why not make aircraft outta the same material as they do the 'black box'? I mean, they almost always find that intact...
Do you think they have pig farms just to make footballs?
Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?
Why call it a blow job?
LRRS\CCS\WERA #486
Good point. But why also do they call it head? Given the moment, I could care less about hers or mine...Originally posted by criminalspeed
Why call it a blow job?
Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?
oral=mouth=cavity in your head..., i.e. you're ultimately fucking someone with your head. Hence the term 'gimme some head'...
Thus head doesn't strictly apply to sucking dick.
'cause it was invented in Vermont!Why is it called a toothbrush?
Anywhere else it'd be called a "Teethbrush"
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