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New Homeowner I GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    New Homeowner I GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hey what's up all? I'm sitting here at work having lot's of trouble focusing.... Just want to announce the purchase of my first home.

    Three bedroom ranch on 4 wooded acres in Middleton. For those not in the know... Jay lives in west bumfuck... this would be east bumfuck! Anyway, oversized two car garage. Nice place to fit my 929 and the many broken pieces.

    Although, the rebuilding process on the bike will be commencing shortly, thanks to an unexpected email from Bob at EmpireGP!

    Ok... please email me if you want to know what I need for a housewarming gift... well, let's just say I need it all... so start shopping you bitchs!


    [Edited on 12/21/01 by nhroketboy]

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    New Homeowner I GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

    does this mean you are going to have a house warming party? perhaps on stupid bowl sunday.
    --sean--
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    Hey, that's a great idea, bring your wife and ping-pong paddles. No, I don't have a ping-pong table, but I think we can find a use for em anyway!

    Pool Table is being delivered mid-January, so hopefully it is there in time!

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    Maybe we can play hide the ping pong ball.....
    if you paddle hard enough it just might pop out.
    If you do have the party I'll bring some Kick Ass Buffalo wings.
    even if you don't get the table in time, we can always play beer pong sitting on the floor, that way there you won't have as far to fall down.........
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    No, Middleton isn't even big enuf to be part of Bumfuck, they have too much lead in the water also, where abouts in Middleton?
    Welcome to Farmington School District.


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    Too much lead? :o

    Fox Road, off 153. I'm looking forward to being in "not quite bumfuck." I like the idea of deer/moose/fox/hot naked chicks strolling across my front yard. Ok, so maybe there aren't any moose, lol.


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    You on the lake, or across the road? I have an active project on Fox road, a new garage has just been built, and the house may or may not be under construction yet on the lake side, with the septic system across the road.

    Warning, be careful of LEO's parked at the beach on 153, more so in summer, they do enforce the 35mph limit

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    Fuck, dude! We're gonna be neighbors. I learned that anyone within 20 miles up here is a neighbor...

    A little dirt road action, go up & over 'The Ridge', cut through Randy's yard and I'm on yer front steps...

    Hey!!! Isn't Middleton where we all got pulled over for doing a speculated 85+ MPH in a 30 MPH zone?

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    Oh, and welcome to NH's Bumfuck Region!!!

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    Too much lead?

    They ain't enuf people in Middleton to be inbred yet, so theys got to be another reason, maybe I've lived in Farm'ton too long

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    New Homeowner I GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hey Randy... I'm buying the ranch that sits off the road, third house on the right down Fox... it's across from the lake. There are a couple of old little trailers along the road... I know the place your talking about. The people we're buying from told us about your septic tank dilemna. It works for me because now no one else can build a house in that spot... keeps it nice and secluded.

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    Merry Fuckin' Christmas.... Deal fell through, appraisal came in way under selling price.... !

    Anyone got a room to rent?

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    Doh! Sorry to hear that man....
    Anyway, submit a new Purchase and Sales at 10% under the appraised price. That might get the owner thinking.

    No room for rent in my next of the woods. Although, I know where there is a nice cave.

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    That sucks, I've seen that happen before, house in any other location would have higher appraisal, but junky mobile's next door devalue the property. I'll bet that the town values it high enuf for tax purposes though, in fact, I'd almost guarantee that, about 10 years ago I did some consulting for the property owner right across the street who has an unbuildable 8,000sq ft. lot, 20ft lake frontage 80ft road frontage 75%wetland, the town had it valued at $225k

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    BUMMER man sorry to hear that.. as a new home owner myself (a few months ago) I know the hassle and bull you have to put up with doing all that paper work... but hey maybe that one wasn't right for you anyways.. keep looking around

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    All good points made here. There, that's my contribution...

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    Guess the seller realized that with a realtor and the appraised value he wasn't going to get what he wanted... he came down on the price! Looks like we're still on for closing January 4th, wahoo!


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    Wooo hooo!! Party in Middleton!! What time's good for you?

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    Oh yeah, Rich....how in theeee hell did you end up in Middleton???

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    Jan 4, that's the aniversary of my closing date, I remember mine vividly, we had a snowstorm, I had to shovel 3 feet of snow off my roof the day I closed.

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    Long fuckin' story... My daughter's mother and stepfather are building a house on Milton, about 5 minutes from our new house. That's the primary reason for the move, plus, I loved that movie _Deliverance_ and Middleton reminds me of that movie, "squeel like a piggie."

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    does this mean you are going to have a house warming party? perhaps on stupid bowl sunday

    Sean, does this mean your not goin on my Kanc ride?

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    Congratulations... hope it goes smooth from here on in....

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    Congrats on the new home (well hopefully). Olhausen makes beautiful pool tables which would be a fine addition to your new abode. If the deal falls though you could always move to the western suburbs of Mass. Lots of cool riding. The house behind us is for sale, only $2.8 mil I think. What a steal! Best of luck..and how's the bike doing after the off-road excursion last season? Bob does nice plastic work, doesn't he?

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    I don't believe this is happening. Last week the appraisor notified the bank that the appraisal was $138k. Our purchase price was $145. I thought the deal was going to fall through but we negotiated with the seller. We split the difference and agreed to purchase at $140 and the sellers could stay rent-free for 60 days while their house is completed.

    I know we were being bent-over, but we really love the house!

    Anyway, the bank wench calls today to say the written appraisal came in, at $137!!!! What the fuck! The seller doesn't want to budge. I think I'm ready to call the whole fucking thing off and find another house. Damn it!

    This is the worst fucking experience ever!

    Happy fuckin New Year!

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