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i hope ups gits here befoe d olady gets home

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    i hope ups gits here befoe d olady gets home

    fuck got here dinner time last time

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    i hope ups gits here befoe d olady gets home

    Sneakin for you or her?

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    i only sneak for me

    got boots

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    after 25 years she tells me what she wants

    & i damm well better get it fuck i just spent like $200 on fucking flowers what a git she picked out if i spend $ on gear or bike oh god i hear about it dem cold blue eyes kill me bitch in training daughter got the same eyes

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    i hope ups gits here befoe d olady gets home

    TWENTY FIVE YEARS??? Damn! There's someone that can deal with you for THAT long??? You must not write to her much then...

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
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    Re: after 25 years she tells me what she wants

    Originally posted by beet
    bitch in training daughter
    Bwaaaaa haaaaa haaaa!!! I got me wunna them too!

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
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    i hope ups gits here befoe d olady gets home

    Beet,

    What ya gotta do before buying anything is to do the bullshit things she wants done. I'm not saying ya do all of them just enough that when ya do buy something she'll feel bad about bitchin cause of what ya done. This works for me like a charm.

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    yep i seen it nope mines got no teeth

    & i tell her take um out baby

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    yep im fucked any way she'll b here

    good thing im handy

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    Re: i only sneak for me

    Originally posted by beet
    got boots
    Cool, so it ain't just me that does that.
    Better hide that contraband...

    Looks like you'll be picking one hell of a cold night to park at the end of the driveway and do an oil change hoping she doesn't look out the window when the UPS man drives by.. [insert unhappy smiley with hands on her hips]

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    same as allways came right at dinner

    whats that my boots thoes r for winter nah bike that was it im scaird shes planing 2 kill me so if i end up dead remeber i told ya so

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    Re: Re: i only sneak for me

    Cool, so it ain't just me that does that.
    Better hide that contraband...
    Hate to burst your bubble guys, but sometimes we know exactly what you're up to and just don't say anything. I know my man does that shit sometimes. If we don't say anything it's cuz we luv ya.

    Some women can be pissed though! Watch out for this --->

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    i hope ups gits here befoe d olady gets home

    Beet, you crack me up!!

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    i hope ups gits here befoe d olady gets home

    hey beet... at least you can die with your boots on

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    yep now i got it kid told me

    wife & kids going 2 nyny x-mas show dad stays home ahhhh nice week end boots shit weather i'd go foe a blast big git

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    i hope ups gits here befoe d olady gets home

    is it me or is beet talking funny? i can't understand a word he said. gotta learn this new slang some how. go with the crowd i guess.

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    i hope ups gits here befoe d olady gets home

    Gots to put in your time like the rest of us is all.

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    i hope ups gits here befoe d olady gets home

    The problem Kham is you need to revert to self medication to fully understand beetilish. Fire up the doobie and don't bogart it either.

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