A mild mannered man was tired of being bossed around by
his wife, so he went to a psychiatrist. The
psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem,
and so gave him a book on assertiveness which he read
on the way home. He had finished the book by the time
he reached the house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his
wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From
now on I want you to know that "I am the man of this
house, and my word is law. I want you to prepare me a
gourmet meal tonight, and when I am finished eating my
meal, I expect a scrumptious desert afterward. Then,
after dinner, your're going to draw me my bath so I can
relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's
going to dress me and comb my hair?

His wife said............"The funeral director?"