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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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Heres a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick, you should dress like one too.
HEEEEELLL YEAH I like hunting.....
DOH forgot to post the reason why
(recently voted world's funniest joke... sez these guysOriginally posted by beet
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
WWSD? (what would Sneakers do?)
"for every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill"
jeff f
'97 RF900R
Now THAT'S a posse!!
Heh heh...they're hunting birds in the bush...hee hee...
Chris J.
"You're going the wrong way!!!"
"How does he know where we're going?"
03 Aprilia Tuono, 06 Yamaha R6, 16 Yamaha XSR900, 13 VW Touareg
when you going hunting again ? hope 2 get in
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Heres a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick, you should dress like one too.
That's definitely better than two in the bush.
John
LRRS\CCS #714
2004 Duc 620 monster racebike
89 EX500 racebike - sold
98 Superhawk 996
"To repeat what others have said, requires education; to challenge it, requires brains".
Originally posted by beet
when you going hunting again ? hope 2 get in
Yea you can book me on that hunting trip
Yep, pick me i'm the one!!! Time to go hunting!
2018 Harley Road Glide
2000 Ducati 900ss
2018 Onewheel XR
Hee hee...I'm polishing my rifle right now...
Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?
Don't shoot your eye outHee hee...I'm polishing my rifle right now...
nada
confusius says " gardrails can hurt like a motherfucker "
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