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  1. 10-04-02, 05:28 AM #1
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    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

    He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

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  2. 10-04-02, 07:17 AM #2
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    you hunt ?

    HEEEEELLL YEAH I like hunting.....

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  3. 10-04-02, 07:19 AM #3
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    you hunt ?

    DOH forgot to post the reason why

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    Re: you hunt ?

    Originally posted by beet
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    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

    He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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    you hunt ?

    Now THAT'S a posse!!
    Heh heh...they're hunting birds in the bush...hee hee...

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    when you going hunting again ? hope 2 get in

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    That's definitely better than two in the bush.

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    Re: GadgettR1

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    when you going hunting again ? hope 2 get in


    Yea you can book me on that hunting trip

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  9. 10-04-02, 03:24 PM #9
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    Yep, pick me i'm the one!!! Time to go hunting!

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    Hee hee...I'm polishing my rifle right now...

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    Hee hee...I'm polishing my rifle right now...
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    this is my rifle thats my gun 1s for shooting 1s for fun


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