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Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

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    Seriously, mates. This fuckin' sucks! Ya'll think I should have it checked out? Should I tell Beth? Really, this shit is killing me! Maybe I'll wait 'til I find out what it is before I say anything.

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    go 2 the doctor

    drink a lot of water not good hope your joking

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    Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

    what beet said.
    doctor.
    water.

    please be joking.

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    Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

    if you're serious then you need to go to the dr's - it could be a uti in which case water and cranberry juice will help some but antibiotics will do the job better - or it could be something else?

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    could b uti drink water water

    cranberry juice is good but you need 2 stay hydrated ...... 2 keep this from rehappening .

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    Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

    water doesnt kill the infection - drink a lot but cranberry juice helps to kill the infection and if you drink it enough regularly keep it from happening again.

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    cranberry juice old wifes tail wont kill infection

    Originally posted by JCsGrly
    water doesnt kill the infection - drink a lot but cranberry juice helps to kill the infection and if you drink it enough regularly keep it from happening again.
    waters the best thing 2 drink . ray-ray

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    think whatever the hell you want... i was only trying to help. but seeing how my days have been going im not in the mood to argue even tho i KNOW im right.

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    Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

    Degs,

    First of all go to the ER. it could be an infection or it could be a kidney stone. Does your back hurt too? If so they will drop you in a tub of water and sonically blast the stone and you will pass it with no pain, unless it has moved into your bladder. At which point you will need to suffer through the passing of the stone.
    Take my word, it hurts like a mutha.

    Like everyone else has said drink lots of water (at least 64 oz a day) And buy a gallon of cranberry juice and drink at leat 3 8 oz glasses a day.

    I passed a stone in nov. of 01. Wanna see a grown man cry.

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    Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

    1) Don't say anything to Beth!

    2) Stop pinching it so hard!

    3) Never leave you computer unattended when Stoneman is in your house...


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    haha.
    thanks, chris, for pointing out what shoulda been obvious.

    maybe twas mick... he's a git and a half, too.

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    jeeez ray ray come down

    Drink lots of clear liquids - up to 10 glasses per day. Avoid caffeine which can increase bladder spasms. Drink plenty of cranberry juice. It can be very helpful in preventing and treating a urinary tract infection. It works by preventing bacteria from sticking to the walls of the bladder where it can multiply and cause infection. Cranberry juice acts like a natural antibiotic to the urinary system. Not all juices do this....but cranberry juice and blueberry juice are two that do.

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    BWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHHAHAHAHHA !!!!!!

    I'll take that as payback for the song that came out of my phone which made my windows shivver...












    ppffft, look at the time of post

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    Excuse me, I'm just off to kick Stoneman's ass.

    Bastard.

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    Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

    In my health class we call it pwp , Pain while peeing , basically it can be a STD or a bladder infection , either way you need to goto the doctor's cause no juice is gonna kill a bladder infection without you going through allota pain. Good thing is that all the PWP STD's are curable with antibiodics (I think last time I checked) if it is a STD . . .

    Oh ya if you start pissing blood . .. The "Oh Shit" sign should go up and you should go to the Emergency room cause thats some serious Shiz

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    Bwaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaa!!!

    Stoneman who? Bwaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaa!!!

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    Re: jeeez ray ray come down

    Originally posted by beet
    Drink lots of clear liquids - up to 10 glasses per day. Avoid caffeine which can increase bladder spasms. Drink plenty of cranberry juice. It can be very helpful in preventing and treating a urinary tract infection. It works by preventing bacteria from sticking to the walls of the bladder where it can multiply and cause infection. Cranberry juice acts like a natural antibiotic to the urinary system. Not all juices do this....but cranberry juice and blueberry juice are two that do.

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    pain in the ass...lol....you try to say im wrong then you basically go and quote me! *shakin head* issues dear old man issues lol jK listen to the woman she knows best

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    Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

    Originally posted by Degsy
    Excuse me, I'm just off to kick Stoneman's ass.

    Bastard.

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    Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

    just wondering, can you catch something from sitting on your bike after Stoneman has dicked it?

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    its your own fault you let him next 2 your pc

    ya git give him your pass word & credit card # 2 ???? git

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    Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

    Originally posted by beet
    I know I've been in the cabin too long. Beet is typing in english. Or I learned to read Beet-ese.

    arghhh, I need to go for a ride.

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